Don’t be fooled by tdn. He has often commented to me about how the name Dung Beetle suits what must be your manly physique. I was the guy trying to set him straight.
I too am a Bostonian, but I never mistook you for a man. Uh-uh. Especially after seeing those pictures.
So come to Boston and look me up. I’ll show you the beauty of Boston, and I’ll introduce you to my wife. She’s an Irish Catholic from Dorcester. She’ll put us both in traction. So maybe this isn’t such a great idea. 
I kid, I kid. Mrs. Fresh is a very kind and caring woman. She’ll just put me in the hospital, but not in traction, and I’ll probably come through with only a minor speech impediment.