Dear Mrs. Beetle:
May I call you Dung? 
No really, you are perhaps the most un dung-like beetle here on the Dope.
Nice pictures, and of course, being male, the obligatory “damn, you hot”.
Lookee, I didn’t flirt!
Unless you count me pointing out how, once you go Bus, you never go back. But it’s not flirting if it’s stating a fact, right?