DAMN YOU RAIN!!! HOW dare you flood my room and make the floor wet!?!? Now whenever I walk it goes squish!! YOu know how annyoning that is??? DAMN YOU TO HELL RAIN!!! DAMN YOU!!! I shall find your children and feast on their innards! Mwa ha ha ha!!! You cannot hide from me rain! I know where you live!!! And do you have any idea how hard it is to get this damn floor dry in time before it smells like a locker room??? do you??? GRRRRRRRR!!! @%@!@%#!!!
I’m done. 
Thank all that is holy! 
Poor you. The house I grew up in did the same thing. Taught me to keep my things off the floor and put them where they belonged otherwise they’d get ruined.
Um, could you send it over here? We haven’t had any for, uh, about 62 days…
heard a crash…went to the bathroom… plaster they just put on fell into the bath tub…hmmm…
L.A. could use some of that wet stuff, too.
It’s a desert, you know.
I’m no expert on architecture or construction or even home repair, but I would venture to say that perhaps rain isn’t really the problem.
NO rain is always the problem! It made me wet and cold! How could something as evil as that not be the problem!?!? It is now my life’s quest to destroy the vile wet stuff!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!
Come over to the UK, the dry season has just finished and we are looking forward to the regular 11 month 25day wet season.
Ok so I lied, it did rain during the dry season but it was warmer and we dried off quicker.
That’s not a sun tan we Brits sport-it’s rust.
Britons await with bated breath that glorious day when someone invents waterproof barbecue fuel.
It only rained once last year, started 1st January…
The last couple of days haven’t been so bad here in NC. Cold rain I can handle.
Rainy 80-degree days are disgusting. Mold grows on everything you leave out of the fridge for five minutes. Strange, poisonous mushrooms pop up everywhere. Kudzu and ivy force their way in through the windows. The footpath becomes a squirming mass of slugs and centipedes. Small animals die and are reduced to limp heaps of colorless fur or feathers in a few hours. Everything seems to be teeming with life but it’s the wrong kind of life, masses of pale plants and animals that feed on decay. Yea, slimy things do crawl with legs upon a slimy sea.
I think hell must be a lot like this. Gives me the creeps.
Thank God it’s fall.
According to the local newscasters, it has rained 20 inches in the last two days and there is still more to come… the drought condition has now been officially cancelled. I live in a new area with excellent drainage, but the film clips on the news show my town to look like the Rains of Ranichipur [you know that stupid Richard Burton movie about it raining in India 40 days and 40 nights].
…(sneaks about)…dare I say it…? I LOVE the rain!!! (dives behind a nearby tree and ducks while everyone glares) I used to go out and dance in it every now and again…now THAT’s fun stuff. Dance, dance, puddles, puddles… Ah, memories…
HA! Again, I say HA!
Were I live, we set the national one day rainfall record. 48 inches in a twenty four hour period! Twenty inches of it fell during a two hour period.
Of course it was during a tropical storm.
Let’s see any of you weenies beat that! 
I love rain too. Just so long as rain knows its place. Which is not on my floor and making me make squishing noises. And its raining again. sigh
Some rain ticked me off, so I went to a water fountain. I called forth some of rain’s children, ripped open their skin, and ate their innards. Then, as the final act of my blind fury, I shot their innards through my pee hole into the blank, expressionless faces of their brethren. As a result, the mother clouds have obscured my view of the sun for years, it seems. The feel of the sun on my flesh is only a dream now. I can feel the awful effects of rickets setting in. The evil minions have infiltrated my vehicles and cast upon them the funk – the stench burrows deep into my brain. The grass in the yard is growing so high…I feel that this is part of the plot. Once my house is totally hidden by my lawn, the rain will truly unleash its wrath. And no one will know…
You mean, in previous years, there has been a dry season over here? Sorry if I haven’t noticed it yet :rollseyes:
Heh where I live we are lucky to see more than a drizzle about twice a year. And this year we had a drought almost.