This is a stupid question...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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look it up in the dictionary

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  1. No
  2. It was like that when I got here.
  3. Don’t be silly. You never look fat.
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I’ll tell you when you’re older.

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Because that’s the way it’s always been done.

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Are you sure, I thougth you had rabies…:wink:

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Because you’re a nonconformist, remember?

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No, I won’t c*m in your mouth.

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It is still right where you left it.

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Stupid question, stupid answer, hell I could come up with a million!

Try backstepping to where you took it off.

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Anniz,

I do have rabies. But I say, kill two birds with one stone.

That’s why I threw a rock at those two birds. And now I’m shaving with a dead sparrow.

FreakFeely- guh-guh-guh

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That’s not a bug, it’s a FEATURE.

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Not until the last pancake expunges calliope lubricant.

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There are no stupid questions, only stupid people! :wink:

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It wasn’t me, it was the horse!

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Huh?

Ya Freak!!!

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  1. No, this is my patient, she thinks she’s a sheep.

  2. If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollerskates.

  3. One. Only ONE!! ME!!! And do you know WHY it takes ONLY ME? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they FIGURED IT OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from TWO ROOMS OVER to stand on to change the STUPID LIGHT BULB would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE WHOLE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS…

  4. HOV lanes

  5. Just unplug it.

  6. Because the world is round, it turns me on.

  7. potato

  8. The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind.

  9. vigina

Could you believe I’m getting paid for my time right now?

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ooops I meant vagina

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If you don’t feel bad about it, there’s nothing wrong with touching yourself like that.

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::shrugs shoulders::

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are we going to be tested on this?