It depends on what your definition of “is” is.
Because it builds character.
Trout.
Audrey
“Winnebago.”
Damn… so I guess his car-chasing days are over, huh?
Bear_Nenno
“douuhhhhhh”
Thanks for the insight. It is rather doughy, isn’t it?
AudreyK
“On a stick.”
Oh! There’s my Dead Chipmunk!
friedo
“42”
Dammit! That’s your answer to EVERYTHING!!!
SPOOFE Bo Diddly
“-Because I’m your mother and I said so.”
You’re not the boss of me!
“-Because God works in mysterious ways.”
Yeah, but even in a mystery some clues are left.
“-Why?”
Why not?
-“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Maybe not, but you would’ve if you could’ve.
“-Can you repeat the question?”
I said, why don’t you ever listen to me?
astrangefish
“Can I phone a friend?”
Sure, dial 9 to get out.
Silver_Fire
“Because I’m Silver_Fire and I said so, damn it!”
Jeez, fine. Red drapes it is.
jb_farley
“I’m shaving!”
So that’s why you’re scratching your crotch?
Amthystre
“Because Charlie King Cat of all bears says so darn it.”
Who? What? Huh?
Silver_Fire
“I have a headache.”
Tomorrow night, then? Maybe? Please?
realidad
“Bananas!!”
Oh? Yeah, that’s what I thought. You know, dildoes work much better.
Annie-Xmas
“HUH?”
You’re right, that is a palendrome! Thanks.
Wonko The Sane
“1. Shoebox.”
You can’t keep flies in a shoebox! They’ll die!
I know. I hate bees.
“2. Yellow.”
Well, if you would’ve seen that before we wouldn’t have crashed!
“3. Because.”
Because what?
“4. That depends what your definition of “is” is.”
“Is” is anything that is. And sometimes, even things that ain’t.
Tisme
“Just because, OK”
Fine!
Rachelle
“It’s supposed to look like that!”
Oh, ok. So should it be changing colors too?
JimmyNipples
“Eleventy six…think about it…”
Do I have to?
Phobos
“look it up in the dictionary”
How’m I supposed to look it up if I don’t know what it is?
SwimmingRiddles
“1. No”
Yes!
“2. It was like that when I got here.”
Aha! So you admit that you were here!
“3. Don’t be silly. You never look fat.”
That’s not a stupid answer. That’s a damned intelligent one.
chrisbar
“I’ll tell you when you’re older.”
So when will I be older?
Lucretia
“Because that’s the way it’s always been done.”
No, I’m positive it was intact and on top of the table when I left.
Silver_Fire
“Because you’re a nonconformist, remember?”
Am not!
plnnr
“No, I won’t c*m in your mouth.”
At least, not until you have 19.95…
OldBroad
“It is still right where you left it.”
Well then what the hell are we paying the movers for?!
CanadianSue
“Stupid question, stupid answer, hell I could come up with a million!”
Ok, so that’s what exaggeration is.
“Try backstepping to where you took it off.”
Ummm, I don’t think that works with kidneys…
KimKatt
“That’s not a bug, it’s a FEATURE.”
But I already have Ctrl+Alt+Del! Why do I need another one? And why does it have to be the spacebar?
IVAR
“It wasn’t me, it was the horse!”
No mere horse can shit that much.
Moe
“1. No, this is my patient, she thinks she’s a sheep.”
Okay, in that case, just open wide and say “Ba-a-a-a-ah!”
“2. If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollerskates.”
The good lord didn’t invent rollerskates, I did.
“3. One. Only ONE!! ME!!! And do you know WHY it takes ONLY ME? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they FIGURED IT OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from TWO ROOMS OVER to stand on to change the STUPID LIGHT BULB would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE WHOLE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS…”
So… uh… one lump or two?
“4. HOV lanes”
That’s stupid enough I guess…
“5. Just unplug it.”
Too late. The Blue Screen of Death cometh.
“6. Because the world is round, it turns me on.”
Yeah, but I hear Mother Nature’s getting a breast reduction.
“7. potato”
Meat.
“8. The answer my friend, is blowin in the wind.”
No, I’m looking for my shoes, not a plastic bag.
“9. Vagina”
I wish!
“Could you believe I’m getting paid for my time right now?”
No.
Qixotica
“If you don’t feel bad about it, there’s nothing wrong with touching yourself like that.”
Okay, so what if I touch the dog like that?
Sands
“::shrugs shoulders::”
::raises eyebrows::
idiotboy
“are we going to be tested on this?”
Yes, but don’t worry, it’ll only hurt for a second.
etgaw1
“Because it builds character.”
Feh. If I wanted to build I’d call a construction company.
Jeep’s Phoenix
“Trout.”
Wrong. You die.
525,600 minutes.
Splunge!
Because the Earth is spinning through the Ether!
Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie.
To get to the other side.
when we get there.
Why would you want one of THOSE? 
Robin
Sausages!