This is about the Most Intelligent Man In The World (after Cecil & me)

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

He has spent the entire Gulf War 2 in a closet.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_766355.html?menu=news.quirkies
It beats all hell out of getting shot at.

[Smeghead]

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What, this thread isn’t about me??

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[Kalhoun]

Well, his last name is “Dube”. Maybe it’s significant? May be he was rollin’ a phattie.