This is just sooooooo wrong

The(Wiccans/witches/neo-pagans/will workers/whatever the heck term they go by)?

Dildos of Frey, Appollo, and the like would not only not be sacreligious, they would be appropriate devotional tools.

And putting a suction device in the mouth of a molded head of Aphrodite, Freya, Kwan Yin or other fertility/sex godess would be a fine way for male worshippers to express their love and make a sacred offering of the fluid of life.
What about a cobra dildo for working your kundalini?

Doc, you’ve been giving this way too much thought. :eek: