This is Official H.Y.S.O. Week !!!!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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As a member of the human race who is currently single, unattached, and “not gettin’ any” I, MagicalSilverKey, do hereby delcare the week of September 17-23, 2000, as

[li]Official Hump Your Significant Other Week[/li]
Yes, that’s right ladies and gentleman! If you already have a significant other, you should be humping them to the sheer point of exhaustion and unconsciousness, multiple times, every day! Do it as often as you can, anywhere you can, anytime you can! As Nike says, “JUST DO IT!”

If you don’t already have a S.O., go get one! Or look up a “friend with benefits!” Hurry up, you only have six more days! If you miss HYSO Week, then oops, you’re probably s.o.l., like me. :rolleyes:

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Ah…so that’s why the cat’s up the tree…

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Errrmm…OK. Somebody needs to get laid, I suppose.

But I have a practical problem. What if you do have an SO, but you’re not gonna see her in a week? Because, say, she lives in another country?

Should I just take the next opportunity to, ya know, euphemistically speaking, shag her brains out?

Not that I wouldn’t anyway :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ahh, Coldy, you are hereby granted an Official HYSO Week postponement, to use whenever she returns.

5

Dammit! You would pick the week that Aunt Flow decided to visit me.

Sheesh! Men!

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Who needs an official week?