One thousand posts? You need to get a life! Loser. 
Happy grand, Sam.
~Sarah
I’d take my clothes off, but you said I couldn’t post naked anymore. 
Who said you couldn’t post naked? I’ll kill him.
GaWd said I couldn’t post naked anymore because of this thread.
Well, this would be 1999 so I HAD to post it in gawd’s party ( get it?). umm, I am a little “shy” about my email Big G, so give me a hint, 1st, hmm?
Ok, so we now have Demo checkin in for the debauchery, Java, my partner in crime baring those bodacious ta-tas, Silver_Fire refusing to get naked cause she hasn’t gotten a tan yet, DZ threatening the life of an omniscient being, and Daniel who’s too shy for me (Daniel, it’s a cat question).
You guys rock almost as much as I do
-Sam
Wow, 1000! A big congrats to you, GaWd.
Thanks for giving all of us fresh faced newbies something to aspire to: great posting and lots of it!
Good GaWd!
In honor of this momentous occasion, I hereby forgive you for voting for my death in chat. I promise. You’ll never hear a word about it from me again.
But, really, that wasn’t very nice…
Uhh…did you say what I think you said? You might need to repeat it, but I think you said something about “Great posting”.
Wow…and I thought I was just another poster
You Da Man Rob!
Smeg- Thanks for finally forgiving me 
-Sam
I meant what I said and I said what I meant,
silent_rob’s honest, one-hundred percent…honest.
Damn, so close to a rhyme.
You better believe that’s going into my sig line. Thanks GaWd, but we all know that you Da Man.
Um, Sam? There’s, like, a van-load of strippers out here? :rolleyes: And they say that “the Hermit” :rolleyes: sent them? And they were told to come to this address and, like, “ask for God”? :rolleyes: And I’m like, “Oh, yeah, right…” :rolleyes: Whaddaya want me to do with them?
Congratulations on 1000+ posts-
Have a wonderful party, I’ll bring you some aspirin and an icebag first thing in the morning!
(And a cleaning lady)
Scotti
Oh, my GAWD! I can’t believe I missed this party! Congrats, Big Guy. Forgive this poor lonely, loves to flirt miscreant, please.
Now, didn’t I hear something about drinks? Point me in the direction of the 151 and coke.
Congrats Sam!!
1000 big ones. Here’s to many, many more posts and continued fun and friendship.
Okay, for a few days now, I’ve been seeing this thread and thinking to myself, “Since I’ve already posted to it, I won’t bother going back to look at it just yet.”
So tonight I think, “Hey, I’ll pop into GaWd’s thread and see what everyone else has posted.”
After looking through the posts, I come to the horrifying realization that I have not, in fact, posted to GaWd’s post count party!
I am so sorry! I guess I should really lay off the crack!
But better late than never!
Hey, big post count boy, come over here and let me give you a little present…
Thank you everybody who participated in the shameless self-promotion of my post count!
Now that the hangover’s gone, and the head cleared, and antacids taken, I must say it was a doozy!
Oh, and EvilBeth…too bad you’ve already been landed by a swell guy
-Sam
Mazeltov, GaWd!
A thousand beers to you, and may your prostate never swell.
I hope I’m not a downer on the party, which is probably over by now anyway, and of course I missed the whole damn thing, but I have to make this correction because (and I’m surprised with a thin slice of embarrassment (because I really don’t like this music) for knowing this (or thinking I know this because I’m really not sure), ::breathe:: but was not that Joan Osbourne being referenced in this thread?
If I am making a mistake please disreguard.
ohhh, and a warm congratulations Gawd for posting lots.