Q. What parts of ones psychology manifest as a result of ones sex?
A. Possession of a penis results in the casual attitude that one can simply whip it out and piss anywhere. On a wall. On a tree. In the dust. In an empty bottle when you’re stuck for an hour in a highway traffic jam. The wider range of venues afforded by penis-pissing fosters a greater freedom of movement.
But…
Perhaps the People Of The Vulva potentially own more urinary agency than they’ve traditionally given themselves credit for. Yesterday I was at lunch with some Pagan friends and somehow the topic turned to urinary gender. One person recalled a pagan gathering called Free Spirit where one year, in a pissing contest, a woman defeated the whole field of men contestants. :eek: There were two prize categories: “Distance” and “Accuracy.” I didn’t hear which category the woman won. Maybe both.
So a woman explained the technique of female urinary control. She simply places her hand a few centimeters above the urethra’s outlet. By pushing in while pulling up, she can regulate the angle, height, and direction of the stream. She said it was easy and any woman can do it if she practices.
Urination used to be the last thing a man could count on to excel over women every time. No longer. The final bastion of male superiority has now fallen. All male functions have now been superseded. We might as well retire the poor old Y chromosome now.
There was a thread a few years ago on the subject, with links to sites which detailed how women can pee standing up if the only available resource is a urinal. No provide linky, because all said sites had detailed pictures…
Speak for yourself. I’m perfectly happy with mine. And one anecdote is not data. We need a larger sample size, although I personally don’t want to get into any pissing contests here.
(I knew a woman once who as a little girl thought that she could pee out of the slit in her shorts. Well, her Dad could.)
So how does the contest winner practice- does she regularly trek out to the backyard to work on her distance pissing, and line up targets atop the fence pole for shooting practice? If I saw one of my neighbors doing this, I’d have to move.
That’s exactly what I was wondering. I imagine it must have been independently discovered and forgotten many times over throughout world history. Somehow Aristotle, Hippocrates, and Galen weren’t aware of it. Aristotle perpetuated the idea that a woman’s body is an inferior copy of a man’s. By now, his science has been pretty much exploded to smithereens.
I’ve known a couple of women who could do this. An ex-girlfriend was able to do it, but she only demonstrated in the shower. Another friend of mine in college would regularly do this. We were at a small college town and after a night of hitting the bars, we’d all walk out behind the bars and piss by the train tracks. She would just either unzip her pants or lift her skirt, pull her undies to the side and pull up with her middle and ring fingers and she could make quite the impressive arch! I must also add she could do this while holding a beer and cigarette in her free hand! ahhhh, college.
I knew a woman in my coed fraternity in college who could do this. She did it off the roof of our house once. It was one of the most impressive accomplishments I’d ever seen.
You know, there was an email going around saying something like it was impossible for a person to lick their elbow; then at the bottom of the email it said that 75% of people will try it? I’m seeing interesting ramifications to this thread…
Aristotle’s theory was based on the fact that men contributed the sperm to the baby; he didn’t know about the egg, and therefore thought that men were the only ones who contributed anything material to the kid. It had nothing to do with man’s ability to pee standing up. (I had to debate women’s inferiority from Aristotle’s POV- it was a challenge.)