This is sure to piss someone off

[Rysdad]

@Mr Bus Guy

…in the snow.

My daddy taught me young how to hunt and how to whittle…
How to draw pictures in the snow when I piddle.

John Denver (revised)

[Excalibre]

@monica

Aristotle’s theory was based on the fact that men contributed the sperm to the baby; he didn’t know about the egg, and therefore thought that men were the only ones who contributed anything material to the kid. It had nothing to do with man’s ability to pee standing up. (I had to debate women’s inferiority from Aristotle’s POV- it was a challenge.)

Interestingly, it wasn’t just Aristotle. The Sambia (of Highland New Guinea) have no concept of conception and believe that it’s repeated deposits of semen over time that make a baby. It accumulates as a man and wife have sex.

Incidentally, they also believe that it’s quite easy for a woman to steal a man’s masculinity from him during sex. They’re actually kind of misogynistic . . .

[picunurse]

There was a vivid discription of such a contest in Buffalo Girls by Larry McMurtry.

[kimera]

@simply_cats

You know, there was an email going around saying something like it was impossible for a person to lick their elbow

I can lick my elbows.

@Johanna

All male functions have now been superseded. We might as well retire the poor old Y chromosome now.

This is a pretty sexist thing to say.

[Muffin]

@Guinastasia

Johanna, you need a hobby.

Is this Johanna’s new hobby?