God gave me the ability to pee standing up.
I don’t have to shave anything if I don’t want to.
I can fall asleep after sex and she can’t complain 'cause it is a guy thing.
There are so many other virtues to being a guy that just thinking about them makes me giddy.
Thanks God for making me a guy.
God gave women multiple orgasms. Jokes on you.
God gave the pig an hour long orgasm. Joke’s on the human race!
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The ability to take a whiz outside is priceless. I’ve annointed every interstate highway between Louisiana and Virginia, all the way across to Utah. There are still more out there though…reckon I’ll have to plan a road-trip this summer. 
–IDB
Hmmmm. Women can pee standing up. We don’t have to shave anything if we don’t want to, either. After sex it’s race to see who falls asleep the fastest in my house.
Oh, and I’ve got 24/ 7 access to boobies.
Yeah, you’ve got 24/7 access, but that’s caused you to take them for granted.
Which is something we never do.
And, yeah, y’all can pee standing up. But you’ve got to wipe all the way down to yer ankles. (After that it soaks into yer socks, right?)
Personally, I’m thinking the “Multiple orgaasm” thing is over-rated. One men’s O and we gotta pause to re-charge. One for y’all is just “a good start”. Leads me to thinking that ours are bigger in intensity.
Or maybe I’m just rationalizing. 
That, and when is the last time you heard of a a guy who didn’t have an orgasm during sex?
That, and we don’t have a monthly vistor either. 
You do (by proxy) if you’re in a relationship with a woman. 
See that’s my number one complaint. It seems to me that there should be some sort of time share program when it comes to access to breasts in a relationship. Since the woman is with them 24/7 then when she is with her man he should be allowed unlimited access to them. Everytime I try to convince a woman to go with this compromise they become completely unreasonable and pull out that lame “they’re attached to my body” excuse. I’ve even offered to let them unlimited access to my penis but so far it’s a no-go.
(sings)
Women don’t put mud flaps on their pickups.
And women don’t play poker all night long.
Women don’t drink whisky 'till they throw up.
And that’s why they’re inferior to men.
(stops singing)
God, I wish I could remember the rest of those lyrics fron Bill Tush’s old show on TBS.
I think that’s pretty much a given for every red-blooded hetero male that’s still breathing.
–IDB
OOOOoooooo God can hear you… And She’s gonna smite you!!!
aaaand that’d be why so few women take you up on it… the supply FAR exceeds the demand!
DAMN! I always did suck at Economics. sigh
–IDB
Wrong–
http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
The shaving thing, as has already been pointed out, we don’t have to shave if we don’t want to, either, and frankly I’m usually up for falling asleep after sex, too. (And, btw, “It’s a guy thing” does not equal “free pass to be a selfish jerk.”)
The other virtues are likely just as illusory.
What an odd web site! I liked it, though.
<IThinkNot secretly wonders if she should try that at some point>
:dubious:
no, hang on a sec…
Your inspiration, Amp?
Well, lemme know if you do. I want to volunteer as an skeptical observer.
No, I don’t need to stand where I’ll get my face wet, I just want to observe a woman’s succesful trip to a urinal. Mostly 'coz I don’t buy any of what that website is selling.
Tho’ I will say I found the ‘testimonials’ kind of… compelling. With the vivid descriptions, they fall somewhere between the Journal of the AMA and Penthouse Forum.
I’m not sure why this should be–women pee with the same kind of pressure, I imagine, as men do. The difference is the ability to aim. And changing the direction of the flow should change the aim, right? So if you can just aim it in front instead of down, and keep the pressure up, there shouldn’t be any difficulties. What’s so hard to believe about that? It’s easy enough to adjust things with your fingers.