This is the evil thread. Don't open if you don't want to be exposed to evil.*Warning*

The chick in the Crying Game was really a man.

I believe there are three endings in the movie Clue, one of them the butler did it. What are the others?

In the movie the 13th Warrior, the bad bear things are really just men in clothes. The king guy that the arab is working with kills their queen, gets poisoned and dies himself but not after saying he wants his life written down by the Arab.

In the movie Flawless, The drag queen upstairs from Robert DeNiro stole the money from the original thief after he died.

In the movie Six Degrees of Separation, Will Smith isn’t actually Sidney Portier’s son.

Marky Mark’s penis is not really real in the movie about that famous pornstar. Marky Mark actually did gay porn which surprised most of us out here since he appeared so homophobic before. I have seen some of them, and if it is not really him it is his identical twin or his identical double (you can’t mistake the difference).

In the Harry Potter Books, Lord Voldemort doesn’t really die, since he comes back in some form or other every book. In the forth book he gets a physical body with the help of Wormtail and helps the dark forces to rise again. Oh, also, the new Dark Arts teacher is really Mad Eye Moody’s son and he is using a doppleganger potion to appear as him. Also, the map that Harry has doesn’t reveal him as the doppleganger of Mad Eye Moody because they have the same name. In other words he is the junior. The Dark Arts teacher is also the one who puts Harry’s name in the goblet of fire so he will be forced into the contest which Harry co-won with the other Hogwarts student who is later killed by Voldemort.

I warned you about this thread being evil. Share any other spoilers you like.

HUGS!
Sqrl

PS. Mwuhahahaahahhaahhahahaha!

“I believe there are three endings in the movie Clue, one of them the butler did it. What are the others?”

In one of them, they all did it, except Mr. Green who is an FBI agant there undercover. I think Miss Scarlett did it in the other ending, but I’m not sure.

“the new Dark Arts teacher is really Mad Eye Moody’s son”

No, I believe the fake Mad Eye Mooney was really the son of some bureaucrat, whose name I forget. I don’t have the book handy right now.

In “The Sixth Sense”, Bruce Willis is actually dead throughout the whole movie. That’s why the kid can see him and is scared of him.

These are all spoilers that people actually did spoil for me …

In Hair, it’s Treat Williams who ends up getting killed in Vietnam.

In Little Women, Beth dies.

Darth Vader is Luke’s father. Ok, you’d have to be living under a rock not to know that one, but think of the fun of spoiling it for little kids just coming into the cult of Star Wars.

At the end of The Bad News Bears, they don’t win the game. I think. Is this true?

In the Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis is actually dead for most of the movie, and only the little kid can see him.

This thread is evil.

Crunchy Frog is correct - the fake Mad-Eye Moody is Cornelius Fudge Jr., son of the Minister of Magic.

Gandalf dies, but he comes back.

Darth Vader is Luke’s father :stuck_out_tongue:

In The Usual Suspects, Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.

And in Se7en, he kills Gwynneth Paltrow and ships her head to her Brad Pitt.

Scott

I am Keyser Soze.

Damn you, doc_miller.

In Saving Private Ryan, the old man at the beginning is Private Ryan, not Tom Hanks as you are lead to believe. Tom Hanks dies at the bridge at the end of the movie by the German he lets go at the machine gun nest.

I’ve been hearing things about the “Shocking twist ending” to it for ages. Glad to know it wasn’t anything actually worth paying for. Thanks!

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Marky Mark’s penis is not really real in the movie about that famous pornstar. Marky Mark actually did gay porn which surprised most of us out here since he appeared so homophobic before. I have seen some of them, and if it is not really him it is his identical twin or his identical double (you can’t mistake the difference).

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Oh my. Oh my Oh my Oh my. Must see this. Sqrl, we need TITLES here! Marky Mark is one o’ my favs, and I’m just nasty enough to really, really want to see him in a gay porn film…

This one was part of the one where Wadsworth did it. They are:
Miss Scarlet
“One, plus two, plus one, SHUT UP! The point is, there’s one bullet left, and GUESS WHO’S GONNA GET IT!”
Mrs. Peacock
“And monkey’s brains, while a popular part of Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington DC!”
Everyone except Mr. Green, who is revealed to be an FBI plant and kills Wadsworth/Mr. Boddy in self-defense.

Bartemous Crouch, at the Ministry of Magic. Barty Jr disguises himself as Moody at the beginning of the book. We never see the actual Moody.

  1. Um, duh:) Voldemort is nearly killed when the spell he uses to try to kill Harry “reflects” off a powerful spell put on Harry by his mother, and the spell Voldemort used is cast upon Voldy himself.

Peter Pettigrew wasn’t killed by Sirius Black; he (Pettigrew) blew off his own finger and transformed himself into Scabbers.

Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is the son of someone who had been sent to Azkaban but who escaped when his mother stayed there instead. He was with Dobby’s friend and Harry at the Quidditch World Cup. Cornelius Fudge’s son, IIRC (but I probably don’t).

And for the two people who didn’t know, Cedric Diggory is killed in the Goblet of Fire tournament.

In Gladiator, both Maximux and Commodus die.

In Coyote Ugly, Violet Sanford (Piper Perabo) does manage to perform her song after the lights go out. The item in the brown bag is “The Avenger”'s first appearance in a Superman comic.

Athena,

The movie in question is Boogie Nights. Not the porn, the real movie. Not that porn isn’t real, existentially speaking…

Ack.

Boogie Nights.

MR

In “Remember The Titans”, the team captain guy gets in a car accident and crippled near the end. They win every game anyway and the white and black people all get along.

Clark Kent is Superman, but without the rolled-up sock in his tights.

The Yankees will win the World Series this year. :slight_smile:

Iolanthe - I think you’re right, he’s Crouch’s son, not Fudge’s.

Scott

You BASTARD!! Ahhh!! My eyes!!
…and yet I couldn’t stop reading.

In Fight Club Brad Pitt’s character is the imaginary/alternate identity of Edward Norton’s character (who’s never named, even in the credits) and Edward Norton finally kills him by putting a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger (the bullet goes through his cheek, but intent is evidently enough to kill).

Joel Haley Osment’s character dies at the end of Pay it Foward, stabbed by the kid with the knife at the beginning of the movie.

The East Compton cheerleading group wins at the end of Bring It On.

Brendan Fraser’s character doesn’t go to hell at the end of Bedazzled - he even meets a new love interest.

In “Hoosiers” they win the big game at the end.

In “Can’t buy me love” he gets the girl at the end.

In “Major League” they win the big game at the end

In “As good as it gets” he gets the girl at the end (which probably is as good as it gets).

In “Unnecessary Roughness” they win the big game at the end

In “An officer and a gentleman” he gets the girl at the end.

In “Major League II” they win the big game at the end

In “Debby does Dallas” he gets the girl in the end [sub](hey, you’re still reading this, cool).[/sub]
I love just how unpredictable and wacky movies can be. By the way, I just saved you a good $40. I’ll expect a check.