Well, I don’t know any of the titles but I did happen to find some very nice pics on the web of him in all his glory. And all I can say is YUM! The site where I found 'em was a French site called “Nude Celebrities Male” IIRC, but the original url I had bookmarked doesn’t work anymore. 
Lucky for me I downloaded the pics I liked!
I know he was in Boogie Nights. I want the real porn.
'course, SO said “Absolutely not” unless I find him a triple-X featuring Salma Hayak and that chick from the “Wifey’s World” web site, in which case he says “When I find THAT film, I will find out the filmaker’s name, and pledge my eternal allegiance to him (or her), plus $10K, for the chance to work on the film crew.”
Oh! Love Clue, yeah…in theatres, they only showed one, depending on where you went, but I saw it on Comedy Central so I saw all three…
In the first version, Miss Scarlet does it…
And the police rush in.
In the second, Mrs. Peacock does it…
And the police get her as she’s going to her car.
Wadsworth works for the FBI in one (or maybe both) of these endings, and the call from J. Edgar Hoover was for him.
In the third, everybody killed someone. And Wadsworth turns out to have actually been Mr. Body. (The guy who was Mr. Body in the beginning was actually the butler.) And yeah, Mr. Green is the FBI plant who kills Wadsworth before “…going home to sleep with [his] wife.”
The call from J. Edgar Hoover was for Mr. Green. He doesn’t kill anybody except for Mr. Body.
…I know too much about this movie…
Seeing the thread title and who started it, I expected this to be something about Small Wonder! 
Shhhhhhhhh.
[sup]in the wizard of oz, it’s all a dream[/sup]
Don’t tell anyone.
In Clerks, he’s not even supposed to be there today.
In Resevior Dogs, everbody dies at the end in a Mexican stand-off.
In Mary Shelleys Frankenstien, Dr. Frankenstien dies after telling his story to the ships captain. They burn him on a pyre and the creation/monster joines him as the ice flow breaks up.
In Real Genius, they foil the professor at his own game and destroy his house with popcorn (and lasers, but that’s more detail than necessary).
In The Kentucky Fried Movie, Arsinio Hall falls out of a window after arduously insisting that “There is no Thelma here!”
Batman is Bruce Wayne.
In Full Metal Jacket, “Private Pyle” kills the DI and himself.
In American Beauty, Kevin Spaceys’ character is killed by the militant father of the boy next door (after being hit upon by him in a homosexual manner).
In Stargate, the being is destroyed as it attempts to flee the planet, and the professor stays behind with the hot chick.
In Vampire Hunter D, I’m pretty sure he cuts off his hand, but manages to win in the end.
More later, time to go.
Actually I think that is in Amazon Women on the Moon.
Weekend’s ruined, thanks guys.
In Titanic, the ship sinks in the end!! :eek:
And Leo dies.
gasp
At the end of “After Dark, My Sweet,” Jason Patrick dies.
John Travolta dies in “Pulp Fiction.”
The commander of the Delta Force is actually a bad guy in “Die Hard 2.”
Princess Leia is Luke’s sister.
Darth Sidious is Senator Palpatine.
Michael Caine (dressed as a woman) is the killer in “Dressed to Kill.”
Norman Bates is not the main killer in “Psycho II.” It’s his real mother, who he proceeds to kill upon her revelation of her secret.
O.J. did it.
The crocodile doesn’t manage to kill any big name actors in “Lake Placid.”
In “Presumed Innocent,” Bonnie Bedelia (Harrison Ford’s wife) is the killer.
In “The Zero Effect,” Ryan O’Neill is actually the father of the love interest chick.
In “The Game,” the whole thing is fake.
In “Bladerunner,” Harrison Ford is a replicant, too.
In “L.A. Confidential,” James Cromwell (the police captain)is the bad guy and kills Kevin Spacey.
In “X-Men,” Wolverine kills Mystique but she’s not really dead.
In “The Shining,” Jack Nicholson freezes to death.
Damn, I wish I hadn’t read that Pay it Forward one!
In Steel Magnolias, Southern Women get their hair done, a lot. Also Julia Roberts dies
In the PBS Documentary “The Civil War” the North wins.
The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison. Except when it doesn’t.
Rick stays in Casablanca, Ilsa and Victor fly to Lisbon.
No, she’ll never be hungry again. But he doesn’t give a damn.
“Rosebud” was the sled.
William Wallace gets executed.
There can be only one.
Ash is an android.
Belloq is working for the Nazis. So is Elsa. Sallah is not.
She’s only 13. And she’s the mayor’s daughter. She does it with Pinto anyway.
Eddie gets eaten. Riff Raff gets promoted.
The raptors get eaten by T. Rex.
He really is a bad mother–
Brian gets crucified.
Rocky wins. Repeatedly.
Han gets frozen. And gets the girl.
Evita dies.
Jake and Elwood save the orphanage.
The frog and pig make it to Hollywood.
Riggs really is insane, but he gets better.
Hans Gruber is really just robbing the place. Simon is his brother, and he’s a thief too.
The old man in the archery contest is really Locksley.
Yes, his schwartz is longer than yours.
very small voice
soylent green is people
It’s a cookbook! It’s a cookbook!
The Planet of the Apes is really Earth in the distant future.
Spock doesn’t stay dead. Khan does.
The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.
No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
HAL isn’t really crazy, he just can’t reconcile his programming with his secret instructions.
They come up with the perfect plan to get rescued, but Gilligan accidentally screws it up.
Lt. Farrell really is Yuri, the Russian spy.
The Maltese Falcon is fake.
VP nominee Laine Hanson didn’t have kinky college sex.
Catherine Tramell did it.
They nuke Moscow and New York.
Harry Washello and Julie Peters don’t make it to Antarctica.
Roy didn’t kill the priest.
That’s in Amazon Women On The Moon.
Luxo, Jr. finds a beach ball.
Red wakes up and realizes what a loser he is.
The baby finds the packaging more interesting than Tinny.
The snowman escapes his knickknack temporarily but gets trapped back in it.
Geri tricks himself to win the game.
The mean birds find out about potential energy the hard way.
Dammit, KK! You just had to give that away! Now I don’t want to go out Friday night…
Oh, and it’s Haley Joel Osment, not Joel Haley Osment.
In The Last Broadcast, the narrator is the murderer. He kills Michelle the video technician chick because she figures out he did it.
“Inspector Doppler” is really Michael Caine in disguise.
Samuel L. Jackson switches instruments and leaves town with the red violin. He gives it to his daughter.
Even though The Beast dies, he comes back to life and turns into a handsome prince.
In Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, it’s really all a dream.
The plainest cup is the Holy Grail.
Harpo actually could talk, he just didn’t in the movies. And Groucho’s mustache was just painted on with greasepaint.
The boy is able to fix The Brave Little Toaster.
Scarlett realizes that tomorrow is another day.
Jesus is resurrected three days later.