No, no no!!! There is NOTHING in the movie that SAYS THAT!!! It’s nothing but fanboy speculation after the fact. And Ridley Scott saying that that was how he planned it MANY YEARS AFTER the movie came out doesn’t change that fact!
In the Princess Bride BOTH goblets have the Iocaine powder.
Most everybody lives happily ever after. 
I LOVE that movie! I wish I’d thought of it now.
I also believe, IIRC, that Lawrence Olivier kills Michael Caine at the end, but it turns out Olivier’s wife is fine and there’s Olivier standing over Caine’s dead body just as the police show up at the door.
BTW, if anyone hasn’t seen Sleuth, go rent it now. Even though you know how it ends, it’s worth seeing for Caine’s and Olivier’s performances alone. (Why does it seem Michael Caine isn’t that good of an actor anymore?)
Athena, I can’t remember the name of the movie, but I was watching it with my friend Jim several years ago. He also had some AVI’s of Marky Mark bottoming for some other people. I have since lost touch with Jim (I really hate liars) but they should still be available out there if you do some searches. I thought Marky Mark was gross. Oh, and he isn’t really hung very well in real life either.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Shut yo’ mouth, Andros!
In Old Yeller, they shoot him when he gets rabies.
A Christmas Story - Ralphie gets a Red Rider BB Gun
Pitch Black - Everyone dies except the girl they all thought was a guy, the black muslim guy, and the bad guy that ends up saving them all. A very shitty movie.
End of Days - Arnold Schwarzenegger dies in the end.
Lion King - Simba kills Scar and becomes King of Pride Rock.
Snow White gets the Prince.
Cinderella gets the Prince.
Sleeping Beauty gets the Prince.
Belle gets the Prince.
The Prince gets herpes from all his sleeping around.
(Sorry, I had to throw that one in there)
Aladin gets the Princess and frees the genie.
Dumbo really can fly at the end of the movie.
Pinochio becomes a real boy.
Woody and Buzz use the rocket to fly and land in the car with Andy.
OK, now for a real movie:
In The Sting it’s all a setup. All of it. Once Redford hooks up with Newman, everything that happens is part of the sting. The hitman sent after Redford is the woman he meets in the diner. Redford and Newman shoot each other at the end, but they used blanks and fake blood - just the last part of the Sting so the mark wouldn’t think he got stung.
In Amazon Women on the Moon, Arsinio Hall falls out of the window after decrying “There ain’t no Thelma here!”
::sheesh::
In Patriot Games, Ryan does the right thing and saves the day.
In Clear and Present Danger, Ryan does the right thing and saves the day.
In The Hunt for Red October, Ryan does the right thing and saves the day.
In To Die For, Nichol Kidmans character is killed at the end in one of the most satisfying movie endings I’ve seen.
In Misery, he survives and saves the transcript.
In Antz, they save the colony, Woody Alans ant hooks up with the princess, and Gene Hackmans dies after falling back into the water filled hive-colony.
When Superman uses the crystal to remove his powers, it’s a trick and the three super-bad-guys lose theirs.
In Friday, T-Bone get “Knocked the fuck out” and everyone gets high.
Nobody cares what anybody did last summer, but if you still want to know, it was the father-son team.
In The Great Escape, they are almost all recaptured and executed.
In FireFox, Clint gets away with the Russian plane after remembering how to say “Fire rear-ward missles” in russian.
In True Crime, Clint saves the man, but just barely.
In The Geen Mile, the black guy (I can’t remeber his name) helps people (“akes it back”) by pulling the evil/bad stuff out of them and expelling it from his mouth.
In The Presidio, the diamonds are brought in in the water jugs and the museum curator (Sean Connerys’ friend) is involved.
In Alive, they eat some of the dead.
In Magnolia, everythign ties together in the end, but you’re still not really sure what the point of was.
In JFK, President Kennedy is shot and killed.
In Anastasia, she finds her aunt and ends up having a wonderful life (so does the bat, except for the aunt part).
In The Kentucky Fried Movie, the popcorn you’re eating has been pissed in, but there is no film at 11 (nor is there film of Moscow destroyed, New York in flames).
oh great, thanks for ruining that jesus thing.
andy dufreign escapes from shawshank after 26 years chisling at the wall with a rock hammer. oh, and the warden gets his just deserts, too.
while we’re doing stephen king prison movies: john coffee is executed at the end of ‘the green mile’ and tom hanks has to live to be like 150 as punishment.
in ‘desperado’ the drug baron is antonio baderas’s brother.
in ‘princess bride’ wesley dies, but it’s ok because he’s only mostly dead.
rubin ‘hurricane’ carter gets out of prison.
and in [insert movie here] james bond blows shit up, delivers some cool lines, gets the girl (several times), and saves the world.
In the Lion King Simba just banishes Scar and it is implied that the hyenas do the actual killing.
In the movie Dune, Paul Atreides becomes a god by eating the spice (worm poo, I think) which normally kills all men.
Sirius Black is Harry Potter’s godfather. So far they have not cleared his name. When he comes around in the third book the author wants you to think he is after Harry but he is really after Wormtail who framed him and had him put away in Azkhaban.
HUGS!
Sqrl
I have got to get some glasses, I read that at first glance as “after he hit upon him with a homosexual hammer”
Woooo!
Oh, and how could I have forgotten that Bob is an evil spirit who possesses Leland Palmer, who kills Laura? By the end, Bob is in possession of Agent Cooper. And Josie never gets out of the knob on the bureau …
Enderw23 posts and leaves out:
In Ender’s Game, the “Game” isn’t really a game. He’s truly killing buggers the whole time they are doing spaceship simulations. They found an instantaneous communications mechanism so he’s in command of the remote fleets.
Sheesh.
When the bad quy tries to kill James Bond with a;
laser to cut him slowly in two/drip poison down a thread/blow up mine and let the sea in to drown him/
And the villian walks away to do something else (get the heck out of there) Bond gets out it.
Eve Harrington steals the role from Margo Chaning and wins the big award.
Robert Duvall dies at the end of The Great Santini
Everyone dies at the end of Hamlet.
Matty Walker is screwing Ned Rancine in more ways than one.
Kevin Costner is the corpse in The Big Chill.
After ET dies, he comes back to life and gets to go home with his kind but Elliot stays on Earth.
Roy and the others are seeing Devils Tower.
(Little known fact, the aliens were done talking to the people they returned and the music message was a request for one to eat)
[Hijack] Does anyone know what Francois Truffaut says? [/Hijack]
The He in ‘If you build it he will come’ is actually Ray’s dead dad. They play catch at the end and the farm is saved.
Also ‘moonlight Graham’ leaves the field and becomes old doc Graham to save Karin.
If you play Stairway to Heaven backward you will ruin the needle on your record player.
In Clue the ending with Miss Scarlet as the killer the Maid kills Mr. Body and the cook under orders from Scarlett. Then Scarlett kills her, the motorist, the cop, and (my favorite) the singing telegram girl. (Who is Jane Weidlin from the Go Go’s)
The message from the desturctive probe is directed at hump whales.
Kirk and company save the universe.
In the Cowboys John Wayne dies.
The Mexicans take the Alamo.
In the upcoming film Perl Harbor. The Japs will sink a bunch of battleships. (But they piss us off enough so that well give the ultimate ‘oh yeah…take that!’)
Jerry has her at Hello.
Beauty kills the beast. (but I think it really was the airplanes)
Lassie comes home.
When I die I will go to hell for posting this.
In any action flick produced by Jerry Bruckheimer the good guys win.
In Con Air, Steve Buscemi (who plays the completely crazed psycho mass-murdering serial killer) does absolutely jack. He doesn’t even kill the little girl playing house.
In Armageddon, Bruce Willis sacrifices his life to save everybody else.
In Deep Impact, Tea Leoni is killed by a tsunami.
In Bad Boys, Tea Leoni wears black panties.
In Godzilla, there’s a really funny scene where G. roars really loud at Matthew Broderick, and pieces of fish are hurled at M.B. (from G.'s mouth you know), and from M.B.'s reaction you can tell G.'s breath is really foul and…
In 8MM, the snuff film is real, but Nicolas Cage kills the murderers. His sidekick (Joaquin Phoenix) dies. His wife doesn’t leave him.
In Being John Malkovich, Catherine Keener and Cameron Diaz live happily ever after with their daughter.
In Terminator 2, Arnold is the friendly terminator. The nuclear war doesn’t happen.
In The Wild Bunch, everybody dies, except the old guy with the bad teeth and the tall guy with the limp. And some mexicans.
Sergio Leone really likes extreme close-ups. No, I mean REALLY likes them. Not to keen on dialogue though.
In The Devil’s Advocate, Al Pacino really is the Devil, and Ke-Yawn-u Reeves really is his advocate.
In The Matrix, that chick in leather looks hot. And Joe Pantoliano is a traitor. And has weird facial hair.
In Bound, Gina Gershon and Meg Tilly get away with it. (They also get it on.)
In Carlito’s Way, Al Pacino is killed by John Leguizamo, but Penelope Ann Miller is pregnant with his child.
In Heat, Al Pacino kills Robert de Niro.
In Casper, there’s a scene which made me realize I’m a dirty old man. (Miss Ricci fluffing Casper as a pillow. Itty bitty titty. Mea culpa.)
In Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, Andy Garcia dies, but leaves a message on video for his child. The mother is the hooker.
In Carrie, Carrie did it.
In Cujo, Cujo did it.
In Christine, Christine did it.
In Dolores Claiborne, Dolores Claiborne did it.
In A Perfect World, Kevin Costner is the bad guy, with a heart of gold, but dies anyway.
In The Unforgiven, no one really knows why William Munny’s wife married him. Everybody but Clint dies.
In Escape from Alcatraz, some guys escape from Alcatraz.
In Jagged Edge, Jeff Bridges did it.
In Angel Heart, the Devil made him do it.
Scream 1: that blond guy with the permanent smile & the Johnny Depp look-alike did it.
Scream 2: the guy with the camcorder & somebody’s mother (the older reporter woman).
Scream 3: the director, who turns out to be Sidney’s brother or something.
Any Friday the 13th: Jason kills the lot, except in the first one, where it’s his mother.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (50s): it’s all about communism, but in the end the world is saved.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (70s): it’s all about estrangement, but in the end the world is buggered.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (90s): it’s all about Jennifer Tilly’s and Gabrielle Anwar’s body doubles, and in the end it sucks.
All The President’s Men: apparently Nixon was behind the Watergate break-in. Imagine that!
In Wild Things, Neve Campbell set it all up.
In City of Industry, Harvey Keitel does not die.
In the X-Files, the truth is out there.
In Life of Brian, the suicide squad commits suicide. (Someone actually spoiled this one for me, one second before they committed suicide.)
In Two Days In The Valley, there must have been some kind of plot, but all I can remember is Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron in tight clothes, fighting. Some people die. James Spader certainly does.
In Jacob’s Ladder, Tim Robbins died in Vietnam. His “life” is just a hallucination while dying.
In One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest, Brad Dourif gets laid and commits suicide, Jack Nicholson tries to kill Louise Fletcher (Kai Winn for all you geeks) and gets a lobotomy, the Chief smothers Jack Nicholson and escapes.
In Predator 2, during the scene in the space ship, you can see the skull of an Alien hanging on the wall. End of the discussion “Alien vs. Predator”.
Oh, Danny Glover kicks some Predator ass.
After reading back all of this, I think I really should get a life…
In Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, they get the money from their drug dealling neighbors, but only after the nieghbors steal it from the dope growers, bu then the money (and pot) are up for grabs again as the nieghbors and the drug barron fight it out, killing both sides and destroying the apartment. They eventually get the money to the sex-barron, the robbers come in and get killed and the strong-man (with his boy) get the money but exchange it for the guns.
::my memory isn’t what it used to be, sorry there are no names::
In The Boondock Saints, the hitman is the brothers father and they go on a rightous killing spree.
Oh, and in Excellent Cadavers, the Chazz Palminteri adn his wife (and entourage) die when the road they are driving on is blown up. 'Course, you see this in the openning scene of the movie, but it makes more sense two and a half hours later.
You’re right… I forgot that Scar was trying to pin Mufasa’s death on the hyenas and that’s why they attacked him. My bad!
The Cowboy Way - Pepper does the Calvin Klein ad to get the money to buy back Sonny’s belt buckle. (I think his name was Sonny)
City of Angels - Meg Ryan’s character dies after she and Nicholas Cage make love for the first and only time.
Erin Brockavich - Erin gets a $2 million raise at the end of the movie.
Never Been Kissed - He shows up and kisses her
Deep Impact - The world is saved.
Halloween H20 - Mike Meyer’s is really dead… Laurie chops his head of with an ax.
Actually, I believe the wannabe assisin kid with the bad eyesight lives also.
In “American Psycho” he doesn’t actually kill anyone. He just imagines it and really believes it happened.