I remember hearing that there is secret involving the color of the violin–why it is red or something. Haven’t watched the movie (obviously) and heard some bad reviews so I didn’t want to invest the time.
Two things: Is there a spoiler regarding the color and can you recommend the film?
Many thanks!
In The Little Mermaid, everyone except Usula and her eels survives and Posidon, who always had the power, gives her Arial legs so she can be with Price Eric.
BTW: Eric was Disney’s favorite name.
In Hang’em High, Clint klls alot of people and get revenge.
In The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, clint kills alot of people and…well, that’s about it, actually.
In Where Eagles Dare, Clint infiltrates the Germans mountain fortress with some other guys and does some other stuff…it’s been a while, sorry.
In First Blood, John Rambo staves off an entire police department determined to keep vagrant looking people out of town.
In Rambo, First Blood part two, John Rambo takes on the Vietnamese and rescues POW/MIA’s while accurately hip-firing a squad weapon system and taking out a helocopter with a bow-and-arrow.
In Red Cell, the Chinese find out that an insider killed the Generals daughter and let Richard Gere go.
In Return to Paradise, Sheriff (Vince Vaughn) does go back, but Lewis (Joaquin Phoenix) is hung anyway. Sheriff gets Lewis’ sister (Anne Heche) anyway.
The Joker dies, Catwoman lives, The Penguin drowns, The Riddler goes to Arkham, Two-Face may still be alive, and Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy are in prison.
Hopper gets eaten by the bird, Heimlich gets his wings, and Princess Atta and Flick get it goin’ on.
Jeff Stryker nails the twinkie. All of them.
The parents touch the evil in the microwave.
Mozart dies, but Salieri really didn’t do it.
Alan gets bashed and dies, Arnold adopts David anyway, Ed comes back, and Ma approves.
They never do find a place to trick (and the drag queen was lying, even if it does burn).
The Borg Queen is still alive.
Sheridan went to the rim, dammit, and Psi Corps lost the Telepath War (and Garibaldi killed Bester in the streets of Paris).
Stinky Pete the Prospector gets taken away by a little girl, Jesse goes to Andy’s house, and Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head adopt the aliens.
In “Mission to Mars…” Aw, hell, who cares? The movie SUCKED! ({sigh} If you must know, we are descendants of the original inhabitants of Mars, who hid this information in the infamous “face.”)
I think this thread is more fun if you have to guess what movie all these spoilers come from. 
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{And the answers are: “Batman,” “Batman Returns,” “Batman Forever” and “Batman & Robin,” “A Bug’s Life,” any Jeff Stryker porn movie, “Time Bandits,” “Amadeus,” “Torch Song Trilogy,” “Trick,” “Star Trek: First Contact,” “Babylon 5,” “Toy Story 2.”)
Sheesh! You just spoiled this movie for everybody!
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In Fallen, the voice over is NOT det. John Hobbes, but it’s Azazel, the demon. Also, Denzel’s suicide plot fails because Azazel can transfer to animals as well, and in the end there’s a cat nearby. (…the time I ALMOST died…)
In U.S. Marshalls, Robert Downey is the bad guy.
In The Medusa Touch, Richard Burton survives every attempt to kill him, and in the final scene he is going to destroy the nuclear power plant at Sellafield (Windscale). (Plot helper from SkinnyGuy: ever heard of a bucket of boiling sulfuric acid and a hacksaw?)
Thanks a lot. I just (like an hour ago) told my video store to put the tape aside for tomorrow for me. 
I already knew it was crap, but now I know why it is crap. I didn’t want to read beyond what’s quoted, but my eyes were waaay ahead of me. Damn.
Serves me right for taking part in this thread. 
Success! I have been evil! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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In 1955, the Dodgers won the World Series against the Yankees.
In any Western film, most of the pioneers made it out West except the bad guy in a dark cloak, the strappping young hero gets the bashful girl, and the wisecracking saloon girl with a heart of gold ends up by herself.
In Lord of the Flies, Piggy dies, the conch breaks, and the boys eventually get saved.
one_madJack– The colouring of le violon rouge is symbolic. It’s blood. The violin’s maker mixed it in with the varnish.
Never mind those losers who said the movie sucked. The film is about history and classical music and culture, so of course it’s going to bore the living daylights out of some people. Ignore them. Watch it anyway. It’s worth it.
Joshua Bell plays the violin solos, and he appears briefly in the film as a (surprise!) first chair violinist. Keep an eye out for him. In addition to being supremely talented, he’s also very cute, too.
Crunchy Frog– Yep, you got it. It’s actually Olivier’s mistress, Tea, though, and not his wife Marguerite, that Caine claims he killed (but didn’t).
BTW, I second your recommendation wholeheartedly.
Zebra– Isn’t Kevin Costner a corpse in every movie he’s in?
In “What Lies beneath”, Harrison Ford killed Madison Elizabeth Ford (I think that’s her name), not Mary E. Fuer. Harrison doesn’t die until the car crashes into the water, but his wife gets away. She drains the bathtub with her right foot.
And yes, I did just see the movie last night. And no, I didn’t scream once.
Nah, everyone eats spice on Arakis (sp?). It’s the water of life that Paul survives.
You’re probably right about the worm poo thing.
In “Where Eagles Dare”, Clint infiltrates the Germans mountain fortress with Richard Burton and some other guys, kills a lot of people (Richard Burton gets wounded ** on the hand!**), they get away into an airplane, where they unmask the traitorous British double agent, but allow him to jump out of the airplane.
I don’t get out much.
In Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins escapes and is still around to kill(hence the forthcoming sequel).
In Minus Man, Owen Wilson gets away and is still around to kill.
In the Matrix, Neo is the one and he realizes and kicks some butt.
In Maverick, Mel Gibson gets to the game and wins. Oh, James Garner is actually his father!
At the end of Clerks, Dante dies. The video release doesn’t have this, but the theatrical release and laserdisc do. A guy comes in, shoots him and takes the money. Then there is a pause and a new customer comes in, sees Dante dead, pauses for a moment and steals a pack of cigarettes and leaves.
Darth Maul dies. So does Qui Gon. So should have the boy.
At the end of Eyes Wide Shut, not a whole lot happens. He confesses to his wife and they try to put it all behind them. Still very eerie, however.
Sharon Stone is the murderer in Basic Instinct. I saw an interview where she confessed that she is the one who filmed the opening murder scene.
Charlie gets the Chocolate Factory.
Michael takes over the family at the end of Godfather.
Michael has Fredo killed at the end of Gofather II.
Michael’s daughter dies at the end of Godfather III.
At the end of Les Miserables, Valjean dies.
At the end of Hamlet, everyone but Horatio dies. He lives “to tell the story”.
Oh, at the end of Magnolia, everything connects by Frogs falling from the sky. Yep, frogs. It actually comes from an ancient philosophy called Dmysmeia or something similar, but that’s not said in the movie itself.
Well, that’s about it. Oh, by the way, at the end of Three Kings, they don’t take the gold. They give it up to save some people. They do live happily ever after, though.
In the movie Broken Hearts Club, the main character doesn’t want to sleep with the twinkie boy but eventually does and in the end runs off to Europe to pursue a photography dream which he will later return to the boy. Oh, and the blond guy OD’s on drugs.
In the movie Almost Famous, the rock star doesn’t get the girl in the end and the main character saves the girls life from a drug overdose. He doesn’t get her either but it is implied that they still talk.
HUGS!
Sqrl
They cook The Cook and feed him to The Thief.
The zombies kill all the actors and head for Manhatten in a row boat.
The Pathmark man cremates himself, Emilio Esteve’s girlfriend gets a bullet in the brain to prevent him eating it, the town gets nuked by the military, which spreads the undead dust further.
Al Pacino leaves for L.A. taking Jamie Foxx with him.
The Cook cooks The Lover and feeds him to the The Thief.
The Price is rarely Right.
Nobody is really in any Jeopardy.
The $64,000 is rigged.
“Big money, no Whammie” has no effect.
Buying a vowel is for suckers.
Ben Stien will crush you.
Everyone is a Loser, nobody is a Lover.
Your odds of winning the Ohio Lottery are roughly 1:11 million, you’re going to lose.
For all you girls out there Kevin spacey is actually homosexual.
Cite?
And this thread was worth resurrecting … why??
Cuz Michael Myers ain’t really dead.
Mwahahahahahaaaaaa…