This is the funniest thing I heard in some time...

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http://ramhurl.film.com/smildemohurl.ram?file=filmcom/onion/one/onion_1.smi

Must have Real Audio. Contains language that might be offensive to some.

I played this at the office and everyone cracked up - except one person. This person was not offended by language, he just said he “didn’t see what wefound all that funny.”

Please tell me he’s the crazy one and not I!

Brian O’Neill
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Well, if I could play it, I’d give my opinion. What’s the deal? It just downloads and disappears. (I do have realplayer)

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{{{Well, if I could play it, I’d give my opinion. What’s the deal? It just downloads and disappears. (I do have realplayer)}}}—Stoidela

You probably need the G2 version. Go to the RealPlayer homepage and download the G2 version of RealPlayer, then try again.

–Kalél
(The Original EnigmaOne)
Common ¢ for all ages.

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Satan, that is fing precious! Holy mother of f!

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Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket! I remember reading this in one of The Onion’s books, but this makes it so much F%^$ing better!

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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That’s funny, Satan. For something a little more mature try: http://www.radio-x.net/The%20Great%20Audio%20Archive/audioarchive.htm Click ‘Duck Job’.

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If you want something more mature (not to mention MUCH more funny), take a look at The Onion: Our Dumb Century, the book. It is intelligent, irreverent, and simply hilarious. Having read the moon landing story there, I can tell you this audio clip does not do it justice.

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I just listened to the moon landing clip and yes, I laughed…I also listed to Duck job and it too was funny…

Contestant #3

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I am bumping this for a whole new generation of Dopers to laugh at… Yes, the link still works!

Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions

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