This post pads my count nicely, without havng anything of substance in it.
This post is another pointless post in a rather pointless thread that is none-the-less rather amusing.
This post points out that my previous post has a rather egregious typing error in it.
This post would like to apologize for being completely and totally out of line with the nature of the thread.
This is a post to drop the name [sub]Hofsteadler[/sub] of someone who once wrote a book of self-referential things.
The letter “i” appears in this sentence four times. (But only one time here.) (And only twice in ths one.)
The previous second parenthetical had a deliberate spelling error to ensure the truth of the sentence.
This post makes Kallessa’s post correct in that it did evoke another doper to submit his words. However, this post makes no claim that the words submitted by this poster are in any way wise.
This post also acknowledges not only Kallessa’s sucessful previous post, but also her quite sucessful run-on sentance. 
This post exists purely to pad the post count of the author.
Sentence Two follows.
Disregard Sentence One. :rolleyes:
doesn’t begin with “this post.”
This is the nth post in a thread of n posts, as of the time of this post.
This post is sold by weight, not volume. The contents of this post may have settled during posting.
This post is to help me feel included in this thread.
This post intentionally left blank.
The text is black. The background is light grey.
This post is to rectify my previous post.
This post not only follows the preceding post, but by some strange coincidence also precedes the following post.
“A post from glass lined tanks in the Laurel Highlands. We tender this premium post for your enjoyment as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.”
The Department of Redundancy Department states that this post is.
This post allows its author to express amusement at Rocket88’s last post.
This post contains nothing of value whatsoever. You’ve wasted your time reading it.
…and this little postie went “wee wee wee!” all the way home.