In my day, people like you had the decency to do that sort of thing in private, and not go vaunting it in public. Indeed many refrained from doing it at all, but apparently it’s “acceptable” to go around doing that sort of thing nowadays as if one were actually proud of it. Political correctness gone mad!
Look, it may not be technically illegal, but SOME of us have to come around after and clean up the bodily fluids, the pudding, the pine needles strewn everywhere, the traumatized frogs, and…what ARE these? Did…did they used to be cocker spaniels? I think I’m going to be sick.
If you keep putting up billboards by the highway, I’m going to keep looking at them! And the traffic accidents they cause. And those are your fault, too!
It could be my business, if you’re interested in signing this reality show contract. But you’ll have to try to be messier, more dysfunctional, more glamorous, and edge a bit closer to felony behavior.