This Just In...Fox News Channel is bunch of lying fucks

“You paid somebody to ID this guy in a crowd? Those thirty pieces of silver are coming out of your salary!”

Hm, the possibility that Judas kicked back part of his thirty pieces of silver (or that he was scamming naïve High Priests) somehow never made it into the Gospels.

Not enough testicle tanning.

I was thinking too much. Sunburned balls will make anyone whiny.

Those are some nice broiled Rocky Mountain oysters.

Too small.

Yes, I have had Rocky Mountain Oysters. No, they don’t taste like chicken.

We had them breaded & deep fried in that place in Riverton WY which is, sadly, no longer there

The city of Riverton disappeared?

Well, apart from the fact that we stayed there several times, I am not wholly convinced that it ever actually existed. In this reality, anyway.

Of the many things to like about this message board, the delicate blend of epistemology and bull balls has to rank fairly high on the list.

“Sorry, señor. Sometimes the bull, he does not lose.”

Ha, I read that as episiotomy😄

We had them at Bruce’s in Severance, CO where the town motto is “Town of Severance - Where the Geese fly and the Bulls cry.”

Lying fucks or just dumbasses? We report, you decide!

Kenyan fury over Fox News host’s jibe on pregnant women voters (msn.com)

How much you want to be they don’t issue a retraction. There are now Fox viewers who believe that pregnant women in Kenya can’t vote.

As a follow up, she doubles down.

Yes, two websites with unsourced claims, against the actual experience of people that actually fucking live there.

If it’s on the internet, it must be true.

‘Ok, I was wrong about that… but I know they all have plates in there lips right?’
Future Emily Compagno,

I think the defense will go down like it did for Tucker Carlson. “Anyone who actually believes me does so at their own risk, so I bear no responsibility for the bullshit that comes out of my face.”

It’s also a reminder of something I frequently say:

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: The fundamental belief that we’re better than every other nation, in every other way. But we’re not. We’re not, and no end of objective, quantitative information bears that out. It’s really much more about you – you whose deep-seated insecurities won’t allow you to see when there’s a better way. You revel in understanding worst practices – who does something worse than the US. And why not ? It allows you to be complacent and smug.

But you won’t ever look at best practices – who’s doing something better than we are (eg, guns), and then try to emulate those ?

[NB: it’s particularly amusing when the ‘worst practices’ they point to are utter bullshit made from whole cloth]

#Murica !

So was the Fox News employee saying that (that in Kenya, pregnant women can’t vote or leave the house) as a way of calling the country backwards, or as an example of something to emulate here?

Definitely.