This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead

**The “I’m Not Gay, But…” Thread
Should I cheat on her husband?
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Burning Man 2009
I bet that one was new at the ER

I’m pretty sure they’ve had burn victims before.

**my wife is leaving
Should I cheat on her husband? **

I wanna get creeped out! Tell me some creepy stuff!
Ask the organizer of the Ottawa Panhandlers’ Union

A disturbing trio:

**I wanna get creeped out! Tell me some creepy stuff!

Tell me if this behavior I am contemplating is creepy, controlling, or manipulative

Does your gut say that violent rapists should be executed?**

Henry Louis Gates target of death threats, might have to move
Anything else you motherfuckers need?

Well, we’d really like to see him dead, but I guess we’ll have to settle on him moving. I guess that’s enough.

What?

What’s your get-rich-quick plan?
Pig in boots?

**Where did the theory of multiple universes originate?

When the teacher is wrong. **

**What to Do and See in LA?
Pets and nudity
What NOT to do in London? **

Vladmir Putin, kindly put a shirt on!
Seriously, I don’t think he’s a stalker.

I really doubt Vladimir Putin is stalking you.

**Why are conservatives such dicks?
THEY are the fascists, the traitors and the anti-ameircan liars **

So dickishness kind of follows.

Kitty downloaded kiddy porn. Smart cat dumb pervert.
After a long, rocky relationship, it’s time for a split

“That’s the last straw, Fluffy! The magic is gone… It’s like I don’t even know you anymore!”

When the teacher is wrong.
Ordering someone’s death

“No, I’m sorry Johnny, but that answer is incorrect. Class, you know what to do–you must all stone him to death now.”

Back to school time! What is the weirdest item on your kid’s school supply list?
Non-lethal Self Defense Options

Wow, tough school.

I have a dog! (pictures included!)
Vladmir Putin, kindly put a shirt on!

Real things I said to my pets today
Beware the Bangkok Airport Scam!

Helicopter crash in Hudson
They just don’t make things like they used to

**Temporarily stopping time

Science of Aging: Recommended Reads and Serious Speculation **

**Venus Flytraps
THEY are the fascists, the traitors and the anti-ameircan liars **

Unlike the patriotic Pitcher Plant.

**How did Michael Jackson manage to live like a superstar while being effectively broke?

What currently fascinates you? **