This Kafkaesque - I am on trial and I don't know why.

I have to agree with Coldfire on this one. It’s incredibly difficult to take someone seriously about board administration when they have less than 100 posts. Heck, I don’t trust most people about board adminstration unless they have Moderator, or even better, Administrater under their names.
Another thing I find interesting, all you newbies seem very sure of yourself and strong…as long as you stick around in ATMB, where Tuba won’t let things get out of hand, and where posters like Coldfire, MysterEcks, and SPOOFE recgonize and respect the forum rules. Why don’t you step out to the Pit and bitch about the “mean old regs” where it’s appropriate?
I am, by no means, inviting you to join me, or anyone else in the Pit. However, if you are deadset on “taking Coldfire down a notch”, or show him that he doesn’t deserve the respect that he is given, why don’t you point that out to him in the Pit? It’s hard to take anybody seriously when they hide behind Tuba’s skirt.
And the second Tuba (in all her great and glorious wisdom) closes this thread and tells us to take it elsewhere, you will go back to the woodwork, and silently stew about how we’re all a bunch of mean weanies, until someone else starts a nice, safe thread in ATMB. THen the whole cycle will begin again.
So, the moral of the story? Either put up, or shut up. Coldfire will stand up for himself, and not back down, no matter what forum he is in. Maybe you should take a page from his book. Whether he deserves the board’s respect or not, he certainly has it. If you have a problem with it, please, let us all know.

Another one who spends her time insulting people.
Are you claiming respectability now too? On what basis? Your count? Thought so. Only impresses other people with both high counts and insulting ways. Not the others with high counts, I’ll bet.

Spend my time insulting people? Can you point out where I insulted anybody in this thread?
Am I claiming respectability? I never once said, “Look at me! I deserve respect!” I just pointed out that if you are going to claim Coldfire does not, then I want proof. In the appropriate forum, so we can really discuss this thing.

Apparently you didn’t think about anything. You are just atttacking without any merit to back your claims.

You are more than welcome to make that bet, I’m not even going to argue with you. Because unlike you, I do not persume to believe what other posters believe or think about their fellow Dopers.

And like I said before, the only time I pay attention to post count is when it comes to administration matters, and even then, I tend to pay more attention to admins and mods than I do to the average every day poster.

“The only time I pay attention to post count is when it comes to administration matters.”

Odd. Guess you didn’t notice that the person with the most accurate assessment of adminstation matters on this thread also has the lowest post count. Funny how that works.

No, Tuba’s got even more posts than I do.

Regardless of your post count, I generally have no respect for you because of your paranoid theories that lack any supporting evidence and your ability to infer wildly inaccurate things from other people’s posts. In short, the real newbies are generally ignorant of administration matters (this should be a logical conclusion), while you are willfully ignorant of them.

Hey, Bar’ems, m’man, can you provide a cite of the ratio between posts that talk about “how grandly we are respected” to ones that aren’t?

I’ll even sweeten the deal… if any more than 0.00% of my total posts here make any serious reference to how grandly I’m respected, or how my post count makes me so hot, I’ll eat my own spleen. I’ll dig it out with a rusty spoon, too.

Mind the first sentence, I specifically stated that your post count, in general, does NOT matter. I can see where the confusing arose among those who are not easily inclined to read between the lines. It was late last night when I posted it, so I’ll clarify now.

If you have been here for a few months (like a lot of “complainers” in this thread), AND you have a grant total of about 100 posts, AND the majority of them are spent in the Pit attacking “established” posters (for lack of a better word, trust me, I do not mean to imply any eliticism (sp?), OR in ATMB complaining about the way the board is run, THEN people will not take you seriously.

From each and every one of these whiners I have yet to see a genuine contribution. Seriously, why don’t you give it a go? See what you can add to the community. Post a good GQ, participate in a GD, say something MPSIMS-y, show us your HO, post a rant about something other than a “reg” who has never conversed with you before. THEN you might gain some of the credibility you all so seriously lack.

See, if Spoofe here would debate the existence of a forum in ATMB (just using a fictional example here), I would read itwith interest. I wouldn’t necessarily AGREE with him all the time, but I would be interested in reading his opinion. BECAUSE I KNOW HE’S A SMART GUY.
Now unless any of you prove that you are smart, your criticism here and anywhere else on these boards is absolutely meaningless to those that DO contribute to make this the best place on the 'Net. What’s so difficult about that?

And to all those that (without even being named) felt the need to jump on my ass about my post count equalling my respect, or somesuch, it just goes to show you do NOT know me. At all. Even if you do claim you “have all had to suffer reading my gibes” :rolleyes:

If you suffer when you read my posts, my best suggestion is: STOP READING THEM.

Now, go away, the lot of you. You know who you are.

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Coldfire *
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What?

The only “complainer” above with a lot of posts in the the pit is barflyer, and from what I’ve seen NONE of his pit posts attacked any posters, established or otherwise. He’s one of those who’s genuinely here to have fun.

So, your attempt to paint the posters above as complainers and malcontents is an outright lie.
That’s probably a good reason why they shouldn’t* trust you.

Anyone want to help her out getting this? … OK, I guess it’s my turn again.

One more time-
I don’t know these other people.
They are NOT trouble makers.
Everyone you accuse seems to have no “evil intentions” at all.
I do not want to post a lot, I got my couple of questions answered, and don’t like the tone of your insulting questions, so I don’t really need a “membership” any more.

Please remove me from your mailing list, now and forever.
And feel free to exclude my ISP (FreeAtLast).
And my public service (Streetspace Free Access terminals in Starbucks around town).
Sorry, but I’ll have to let the other (million?) subscribers deal with you on their own.

Stick to what you know. AOL.

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*Originally posted by richman2 *
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You really are a total ass.

There’s the answer, the one I asked you for way earlier, like several emails ago.

You couldn’t be bothered to tell us what was going on with your situation. How could we tell you were using a public terminal if you didn’t inform us? Are we supposed to be psychic?

AND we prefer to handle this kind of thing through email, not here on the board. But since you don’t want to reply to anything I send you except on the board, I don’t have any choice. You want to put your business in the street? Fine.

Be as huffy as you wanna be, but you brought every bit of this on yourself. And it was so unnecessary, too.

your humble TubaDiva
Administrator

Thanks, Tuba, for everything you do.

You continue to generate goodwill with this poster, at least.

And I’m inpressed that Richman stuck to his guns, regardless of his reasons. I am continually amazed at the number of people who are so very eager to accuse the administration of SDMB of all sorts of evils, and yet continue to post. (Yes, Soupy, I’m referring to you, and Pit and Pendulum as well.)

Annalamerino,

I’m not gonna explain it again. If you really don’t know what posters I’m referring to in this thread, there is nothing I can do to help you.

Look, I like to avoid conflict as much as the next guy, so I’ll keep this simple…

[quoote]Get a clue Coldfire. You’re not any more respected than the others in this thread. We’ve all had to suffer reading your gibes. There are a handful who are always sticking it to other people, and I’ve been seeing your threads for months.
If you only get respect from other old timers, maybe it’s because they remember you before you went sour and had to use a big count to try for respect. Sorry, but respect doesn’t come that way
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There’s Do Z, claiming that the only reason Coldfire gets noticed on the board is because of his high post count, which is untrue.

There’s barflyer insulting Coldfire, Pepper, and the SDMB Administration, respectively.

Now, I would understand if you don’t consider these “attacks” (heck, I can see how you’d come to that conclusion), but just understand, there were quite a few ridiculous allegations made in this thread (such as the examples I posted above).

I think Coldfire’s ultimate point is this: If you don’t contribute to the SDMB community other than complaining, you really won’t be taken seriously in the slightest.

Word, Spoofe.

I think everything that needs to be said on this subject in About This Message Board has been said.

For more arguing, there’s other places on this board that are far more appropriate than here.

I’m closing this thread.

your humble TubaDiva
Administrator