This Man Is Going to Die

Ewwwwww!!! He found a dead guy on his descent! That is disgusting!

Oh, hush. I find dead people all the time! You get used to it, really. It’s no big deal. I mean, just yesterday, I found a dead guy in my basement, two in the fridge, and five buried in the back yard! That’s nothing compared to how many I find if I go rooting through my parent’s stuff. Scared of dead people! Sheesh. Talk about a weak stomach.

–Tim

I’m impressed. I can’t believe he made it. Lucky guy!

Amazing. Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Mike Vick, and now this guy. Someday soon, the cape is going to come back into fashion.

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