I showed my wife this story and told her I should’ve done that on our first date. She said it would’ve been romantic.
Well, yeah, but it’s a well-known fact that anything you do without pants is romantic. (I assume you have enough class to steal a car while pantsless? Bonus points for stealing her wallet and then getting her flowers with [some of] the cash.)
A former coworker of mine was taken on a first date by a guy who picked her up in a $100,000 Aston Martin. After the dinner, she went to the bathroom, and when she came out they left the restaurant; just outside the door he said “run run run!” They jumped into the Aston and zoomed away, with him saying “I didn’t pay the bill!” She was horrified.
He then claimed it was an aberration, but I suspect it was a tactic to make him seem a bit more exciting: “danger is my middle name”. She asked to be taken home, and never contacted him again.
Man, if you’re going to steal a car at least take her some place decent.
Do you think she’ll wait for him to get out of prison?
Well, the lady in the linked story got the “best worst first date story EVER!” out of it, at least.
Her mom - “How did your date go?”
Her - “He stole my car.”
Her mom - “…”
Maybe it was right next to the bus station.
She’ll have to. He still has her keys.
Bad Sign #1: Guy wants to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings.