I’ve got it! You’re trying to pick up on Mark Serlin!
A camel toejam football?
Sorry - couldn’t think of anything else that would be found between a camel’s toes.
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I’ve been waiting patiently for the term “camel toe” to show up on this board!!! We bet our trombone player that he couldn’t find a way to put “camel toe” in the lyrics of a song…and he did just that! The tune’s called “Sugar Mama”.
Here are the lyrics - it’s in the 3rd line of the first verse
Download the song here
Hi-Fi Play (128kbps) here
Lo-Fi Play (56kbps) here
Buy the CD here…[sub]hey, it was worth a shot![/sub] 
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Osip. Baby. Uhm-hmm, yes, that really is a sexy outfit. Um, you know what? I’ll be right back – I have some girlfriends I just know will want to get in on this.
Don’t change a thing. I’ll get reinforcements and be back in a sec.
:: sound of Jekeira’s hysterical laughter dwindling in the distance ::
Jekeira, You are so unlike all the other girls, you are kind enough to laugh at me BEFORE I took of my pants.
I shall be waiting here for you and your friends.
I should have more than enough enery even after taking care of evilbeth’s sex drive!
Anything coming this close to a Serlin reference isn’t going to get you any ladies who remember him or many who don’t:)
Nah, pun, that’s not that much of a Serlin reference. Osip’s talking about male poofing and spraying.
Which, technically, I suppose, is just as bad. Ah well, Sorry Osip 
LL
::Shows up in techno clothes, Holding Glowstix::
Am I at the wrong party?
Which is even worse! The 80s are over!
You just made me think about a female version of Serlin. Truly, if worse punishment exists I hope I never meet it.
I believe I’m going to be ill.
well, it’s a quiet evening here - will someone shake his moneymaker and liven things up for me?? Is that asking too much??
Moose Knuckle?