[Crooning] If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy. Come on sugar let me know![/crooning]
You know who you are. 
do not be shy
I will Kareokee your World!
Osip
Are you drunk?
are you stoned?
Close that can of paint next to the computer. 
Are you illiterate?
(Sorry. Cheap shot in keeping with the previous replies. Try spelling your last “verb” karaoke.)
No not drunk, no not stoned, no paint can near the computer but thanks for the idea. Yes I am. Dad cut out on mom before I was born.
Face it guys, you know that all this poofy hairsprayed hair and these tight pants with the required “bulge” is going to have the SDMB ladies beating on my door.
You are all upset I thought of this first!
Hell, have you listened to aha’s sing? Hell, considering the ammount of groupies he has, I should be have the street blocked to to swooning women in no time flat!
(ps, call your local oldies station and request “western union” by the five americans)
Bask in my glory men, Ladies the line starts to the left, no pushing, there is enough of Osip to go around two or three times.
Yeah, tryin’ to get** out**, not in.
…?
::puts tight pants on::
::supossedly some of the female dopers say I have a sexy voice::
::/me has another beer::
I have no idea what I’m typing.
If that were the case you you honestly think I would have time to post this crap? I would be to busy tossing the loveies back into their pits and punishing them they way I know they **like **it!
I thought I knew who I was, but I guess I was wrong since this is obviously NOT for me.
O.K. now I’m jealous, Osip, you da man.
::looks at Osip and Silo in their bad 70’s disco get-up and shudders in horror::
Robin
Hmmm…SD men here, ready and willing for the taking…hideous clothes, yes…weirdo ideas about what women like, yes…but obviously horny and more than likely equipped…well, consider me the slut of the SD, fellas, cause I’m in!
(I have the sex drive of an 18 year old guy on Viagra with two sprained wrists! It’s sad, really.)
Ah, I see my Osipness have claimed a victim
Never fear ladies even with Evilbeth’s sex drive there will still be more of Osip to go around!
No not fret my lovely ladies Evilbeth does have a huge geographical edge since Tennesse is so close to my home.
Evilbeth you are more than welcome to be my number one groupie. You seem to be a take charge kinda lady and I Like that in a woman.
Knock, Knock, knock… Oh Osip!! Maybe I’ll tell these other ladies what they’re missing… Maybe not
Of course you may dear Hil. Of course, then I would be flooded for copies of all those pictures It all depends on if you want to continue to use me as your boy-toy.
Osip
Now you know Osip, I do get jealous. I keep the best for myself… Oh, OK… I’ll step aside for just a little while… but! I’ll keep my eyes on my boy toy
Crooners in tasteless, skintight clothing? Oh, why not? I’ve gotta do something to celebrate Thursday. Okay, let’s see watcha got…
[Steve Martin “Chechoslovakian” voice]
Just two wild and crazy guys! See our magnificent bul-ges?
[/Steve Martin “Chechoslovakian” voice]
That is some line...
How did you sprain the wrists, or is it a reptitive use injury? :)
BTW, what is the male equivalent of camel toe?