This or That (Game)

beauty

cannabis, tobacco, psilocybin or coca?

coca (it’s the Real Thing)

bottled water or tapwater?

Bottled
Facial Beauty:-
Eyes or Mouth

Eyes

Stay Here in this Shit Hole for Xmas - or fuck off home sharpish?

Always home (if you can for christmas)

Grey hair or Bald

Grey hair.

Business or casual dress?

casual

movies:black and white OR in color?

If they were orignally black and white. keep 'em that way. Colorizing should be a federal offense.
Spanker or spankee?

spanker

back massage or foot massage?

I’m the foot f*ckin’ master.

tongue or fingers?

Fingers.

The Grinch or Ebenezer Scrooge?

[tough one] The Grinch

paint or wallpaper?

wallpaper

coupe or cabriolet

Coupe

Ant or Dec?

Dec

Coffee or Tea?

Coffee

Mark or Michelle?

If this is what you’re referring to, Michelle.

Regular crosswords or cryptics?

Cryptics

Bagels or Toast?

toast

clothes dryer dried or line-dried?

clothes dryer dried

self improvement or home improvement?