Labatt’s
Thoroughbred or Quarter Horse?
Thoroughbred
Address the Senate commitee in a polite, respectable manner, or drop your pants and let Fate take care of the rest?
Address the Senate commitee in a poilite, respectable manner.
Hearts or Spades?
Spades.
The lady or the tiger?
The tiger.
Do or die?
Do.
Why or Why not?
Why not?
Die in your sleep or die while having sex?
die while having sex
looks or brains?
Brains.
An arm and a leg or an eye for an eye?
brains.
Jimmies or Sprinkles?
Jimmies arm and a leg 
law or order?
Order. Especially if I can get mine to go.
Devil or the deep blue sea?
devil
Bud or Guiness?
Bud. The lesser of 2 evils.
Live or Memorex?
live
coffee or tea?
Tea.
Peppermint or Spearmint?
Spearmint.
FTT or DNFTT?
DNFTT
dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
DNFTT
Mike or Joel?
Mike
Lights on or lights off?