“My mohawk would be this high, if I had enough hair.”
Well, I found her in the woods. I held my hand out and she sat right down. She’s only this tall, just right, I’d say. We’ll marry in the spring.
Somebody post a new pic*
*that’s not a caption, it’s a suggestion. Although you probably laughed anyway. rofulmayo.
“And now, I present to you - my right hand!”
Professor von Twihsel, caught off guard by the slide projector, tried to fend off the attacking photons, but they were too fast for his kung fu.
I always come this close to getting the part and then David Paymer shows up.
“…So, while you’re stroking with the right hand, remember to cup with the left…”
Thanks, **js_africanus ** For the mohawk. 
New one [?...........](http://www.swat4hire.com/afraid%20to%20blemish.jpg)Please place your left hand UNDER the invisable bible, right hand in the air and repeat after me…
…and then the Defence Department spokesman revealed the accumulated evidence of WMD’s.
Roger Fox’s reflexes weren’t what they used to be. After Jason popped his word bubble, Roger’s words crashed to the floor around him despite his valiant efforts to catch them.
And on my planet, this is how we sign the word “geek”.
Fortunately, he was able to catch his “stuff.” Unlcear as to whether it was the noun or the verb, he spent three hours trying to decide what to do with it. I didn’t get your post until today. It’s hilarious.
Did anyone else see that picture (the first one) and think:
“I hope you don’t mind that I’ve brought my invisible rat to the lecture.”
Hey psiekier, Cecil is quoted on that site.
“And remember kids, don’t listen to you parents. Santa does exist, see? He’s right here.”
Maybe if you can’t see him, that means you’ve been bad this year? :rolleyes:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de…