First of all, I’m pretty fucked off about the whole food chain. This business of everything eating something further down the chain is just crap. The whole system seems like it is just set up to be mean. Why should everything either have to kill something in order to live, or eat other organism’s shit?
And don’t get me started about the oceans! Huge fucking bodies of water that we can’t even drink, some big bright idea that was!
See, at first I started thinking that all of this is because god is some sadistic bastard. But then I got to thinking; perhaps he is like some incompetent middle management drone. Think about it; if you looked at this whole sorry mess on a spreadsheet, it might look good. Obese people lumped in with starving people to give a reasonable median. The same with areas of drought vs. areas that flood and so forth. Perhaps we just need to hire some consultants to streamline the operation.
See! That is exactly the sort of thing that I am talking about! Why should the hair fall out of my head, and sprout from my nose ears and ass (to say nothing of the 9 inch long random eyebrow hairs that sprout seemingly overnight).
For that matter, why is hair in my ears gross, but cute if a cat has it.
[tongue in cheek]Are you advocating that I commit suicide in your capacity as a SDMB moderator, or as a plain old poster?[/TIC] How I react will depend on the answer.
