Dear Straight Dope , My name is Saddam Hussain
I’ll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END ! – THIS IS THE WAR MAKING SYSTEM OF ALL !!!
$$$ TRUE STORY “AS SEEN ON TV”- BOY 15 MAKES 71 THOUSAND WMDs IN 5 WKS!!
Parents of 15-year-old find 71,000 weapons of mass destruction hidden in his closet.
His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons closet. Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and found it was full of weapons. nuclear war heads, land mines, dirty bombs and medium range missles - all neatly rubber-banded in labeled piles.
It turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type of “Report” to E-mail addresses that he obtained off of the Internet. Everyday after school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his computer in his bedroom!! “I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name on it like the instructions said and I started sending it out”, says the clever 15-year-old.
Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail." The weapons just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the closet, barely had time for my homework".
The boy did not have any reason to be afraid. It was completely legal according to UN Resolution, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the UN code, also in the code of internation regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or service must be exchanged for weapons received.
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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR WAR WAGING DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
INSTRUCTIONS:
Order all 5 Reports shown on the list below. For each report, send One Weapon, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
REPORT # 1 “The Insider’s Guide to Mass Destruction on the Internet”
ORDER REPORT # 1 FROM:
Saddam Hussain
Presidental Palace
Baghdad
Iraq
REPORT # 2 “The Insider’s Guide to Sending Smart Bombs”
ORDER REPORT # 2 FROM:
O. Bin Laden
Cave 2
P.O. Box 936378
Afghanistan
REPORT # 3 “The Secrets to Multilevel Colateral Damage on the Internet”
ORDER REPORT # 3 FROM:
S. Hussain
Presidental Holiday Palace
Iraq
REPORT # 4 “How to become a Dictator Using Torture & the Net”
ORDER REPORT # 4 FROM:
S. Hussain (JR)
Elite Republican Guard
Baghdad
Iraq
REPORT # 5 “How To Send Out 1 Million Emails & Jump Start Your Presidency”
ORDER REPORT # 5 FROM:
G.W.Bush
White House
Washinton
U.S.A. No 1!
Texas.
THERE IS NO WAY THIS PROGRAM CANNOT WORK IF EVERYONE TAKES PART.
If you don’t try it - you will NEVER Know!!!
It Works - It’s Legal - It’s Easy - So WHY NOT ?!?
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