This thread goes backwards

I think I’ll put up a mirror in every room of our house.

How do you know what you look like?

I don’t have any mirrors in my apartment.

PSA people, I’m gonna tell you again, the best defense against vampires is mirrors. Put em everywhere. Tell your friends! People without mirrors are either vampires or about to become vampires.

^ How can you tell the vampires are there?

Thanks all for the suggestions on iguana care. I especially liked Go_Arachnid_Laser’s suggestion that the reason my iguana has been so sluggish is because it’s eating too much, so I took it upon myself not to feed it for the past three weeks in hopes that it peps up. Doesn’t seem to be working so far, but we’ll keep at it and hope that the issue eventually resolves itself.

I think my iguana is a vampire. I can’t see his reflection, but it may be because I’m so weak from the bloodsucking, I can’t see straight.

I mean, don’t iguanas just eat when they’re hungry? You shouldn’t have to monitor them right?

Speaking of which, what gives y’all The Squirts?

Why are you here?!

Look, it’s simple, you cut a candy bar into three equal pieces, each piece is a third of the original. Are you with me so far, Sparky? Now you take those three thirds, combine them, and you’ve got one whole, right? But each third is 33.33333… percent of the whole. Combining those equals 99.99999… percent, but that doesn’t mean the candy bar is somehow less than whole. So, 99.99999… is 1, it’s just a quirk of mathematics that makes it seem like it’s not.

Squirts…my pet iguana has been hiding for days.

I keep telling you it all comes down to what the Colonel announced as he stood on the precipice of that volcano…namely, “I will feed this iguana insects, but the number of insects must be a WHOLE NUMBER!” 0.99999999 is not a whole number.

Probably not. I cancelled a couple of mine because I wasn’t replying to the most recent post.

Has anyone cancelled a post lately?

There seems to be holes in this discussion.

Beckdawreck, what is your opinion of this discussion?

I think this discussion seems to be going in circles; but I wonder what others think.

I always thought the joy of reading a book is not knowing what happens next.

Didn’t we answer that question at least two pages ago?