Burpo…you so funny! (:))
You should have heard me say that (while I was typing) as Sideshow Bob. My wife threw a dog toy at me.
I know a little pidgin.
“Ho, this saimin so ʻono, it broke da mouth brah.”
Mister Filling. Mister Pie Filling.
Dennis
Ooh! I want lil’pigeon in my mouth.
Lil’Pigeon Pie. I likey.
(I now have a name for my lil’pigeon. It shall be **Pie **, and I’ll love him til I die!
)
I feel that this song must be shared in this thread:
He’s gone?
Pie, don’t you like me?
I’m out in the jungle.
I’m hungry to hear you.
Coo what you will
from that sweet little bill.
Am I near you?
And now I’ve got Paul Simon running through my head. Ouch. Easy on the hippocampus, there, Paulie.
Love it! Nellie
What a good song! Thx.
I think the OP has never watched Mike Tyson Mysteries. Or maybe they have.
If it’s a girl pigeon, are you gonna name it Cecily or Gwendolyn?
Hey, Gato, what’s “Fee Fi Fo, Fi Fo Fee Fee”? Mike Tyson’s phone number.
Now I’m gonna throw a dog toy at you!
I know where you got that joke, by the way. Shame on you! 
What does the ‘N’ on the Cornhuskers football helmet stand for?
Knowledge is power.
Pie came out for a while. He coo’d and coo’d.
He’s a sweetie(pie)
Never figured you for reading Playboy from the 80’s.
Bring me the Cats. I shall get a Chicken to train them and keep them in line (and the next door neighbors convicted cat-killing dogs as well).
You can have ALL the pigeons(tired of the damn things shitting on my car) and I’ll keep my Covey of Quail (and a Chicken also of course)
Ah, I knew I could count on you, Dork!
Oh. Lil’Pie, where are you? I miss my widdle bird.
(:()
There are two sisters who live across the street from us. Nice women. I refer to them as the coo-coo pigeon sisters, in honor of that movie.
We have California scrub jays here that stay year-round. They’re one of the smartest members of the corvid family, being able to remember up to 200 food caches that they’ve created. They’re also very amenable to being friendly to humans and can be coaxed into eating out of your hand. We have four of them that come to the morning peanut banquet I provide.
Turns out Purina doesn’t make pigeon chow. (Yeah, I’m writing a letter)
I’m pretty sure bread crumbs aren’t in their natural diet.
What exactly do pigeon keepers feed their birds?
Update: lil’Pie may have broght a friend. I heard twice as much coo-ing today.
(This excercise in foolishness is gonna get me trouble, I see the writing on the wall:smack: )