I just want to give her a hard time about this. I want to get her an engagement ring when I save enough money. SHe wants a parrot.:rolleyes:
you could save up even more cash and get her both 
Bit hard wearing a parrot all the time on the finger, tell her. Colour coordinating with clothes and such can be a bit of a sod, too. Not to mention the mess. Be a bit hard watching movies in the cinema too.
That wouldn’t be a deceased parrot, now, would it? 
Harborwolf: I wish to make a complaint!
Jeweler: We’re closin’ for lunch.
Harborwolf: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this engagement ring wot I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Jeweler: Oh yes, the, uh, the gold band with inlaid diamonds… What’s, uh… What’s wrong with it?
Harborwolf: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. It’s silver! that’s what’s wrong with it!
Jeweler: No, no, it’s uh… it’s silver-plated.
ETC.
Oh…<disappointed> I came in here ready to talk about how hot Jennifer Garner looked in all those costumes. Oh well…
I wonder if Jennifer is into parrots, though?
Hey, I just found out yesterday that the guy who plays Jennifer Garner’s character’s dad had his first major role playing Jesus in Godspell. How 'bout that?
There’s more to this story than Harborwolf is letting on. We’ve been living together for 7 YEARS. Only last year did I express interest in getting a parrot. I think he’s had ample time to save money for a ring etc. In my opinion, he just doesn’t want the parrot.
so NOW the full truth of the matter emerges…
I would have saved the money, but my massive cocaine and hooker habits are killing my paycheck. Well, that and buying food:cool:
I just loved the conversation.
Me: I think I’m going to get you a nice engagement ring.
Alias: But I wanted to get a parrot.
Could that be a sign of a relationship problem?