How lovely. A haunted thread with uninhabited corners to lurk in.
::spins web contemplatively::
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Bah! Kids. Get a room.
I’ll go get the beer.
The real reason they call me furryman:
I just stopped by to say hi. Say, there’s not a full moon tonight is there? (Starts looking nervously out window)
Ooooo. A haunted thread! Lets make sure we don’t stick together but each wander off on our own.
Don’t forget to enter where you hear the spooky noises, especially if it’s the cellar or the attic or the post where someone was horribly murdered by being barbequed alive.
Of course, you must dismiss all warnings that the place is haunted as silly superstition. And, for heaven’s sake, don’t use any common sense and just leave the thread when people start talking backwards and beer starts oozing out of the walls.
rivulus
Cool, so anyway I went down to the mall and went to that new store, what’s it called? Oh CANDYMAN Anyway I was talking to the CANDYMAN trying to get him to hook me up with some lick-m-aid. Anyway I say “Hey CANDYMAN!” and he says “What?” and I say back “What does the CANDYMAN recommend, because you cant just rush into things like that.” So he hints at some chocolates and nouget bars but I wanted something all suger, like pixie sticks but funner. So I say “No no no man, I want something pure sugar, give me something like that CANDYMAN.”
klump
“I wonder what that is? Must be the pizza guy, but how did he get upstairs? Well I guess I’ll go check it out, you all wait here, I’ll be back shortly”
Hey! It’s Sammy Dav-
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH[sub]gggggggggggllllllllllll…[/sub]
click
click
Hey, did we blow a fuse???
This light doesn’t work…what the…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
swoooooosh
thud
flow free, slow, red, wet
[sub]meanwhile, in the other room…[/sub]
Damn! Where’s AlbertRose with the beer?
I guess I’ll go find him…
[sub]pink kitten wanders off looking for beer[/sub]
Pink Kitten? Pink Kitten? AlbertRose?
Dammit, I bet they got lost. Better go look for 'em. Jeez, and the lights are out, too.
Does anyone have a flashlight? Penlight’s fine, thanks.
I’ll be right back.
The two kids who slip off to be alone & make out always get killed in the hooror movies I’ve seen. :eek:
Bye, Kricket. 
***whoooo-hoooo-ha-hoooooooo
whoooo-hoooo-ha-hoooooooo
whoooo-hoooo-ha-hoooooooo***
Where’s all that flapping and cawing coming from? I’m getting out of here. Hey! It’s FOLLOWING me!
Common’ Weird_Al, I know there’s got to be a empty bedroom up here somewhere we can make out it.
Wait, did we just blow a fuse, or am I just that good that the world went black?
[echo]Umm excuse me could someone help me out of this hole? It’s spark and dooky[/echo]…[sub]hello? Anyone?[/sub]
Ruh-roh, Raggy… Root-rints!
Zoinks! Yer right, Scoob. Footprints!
“We all float down here, Shaggy…”
<click, click> How odd…the power’s out, nobody’s around, and my flashlight isn’t working. Also, there appear to be claw marks and bloodstains on the wall.
Well, I’ll just light up this strange black candle I found and go looking for everybody. I’ll start with the cellar–I think maybe I heard voices down there…
Oh, it was probably Kricket and Weird_Al. She was wearing a flimsy nightgown and I saw her leading him to a bedroom.
Stephen King writing a Scooby Doo cartoon? Now that’s scary!
I think I’ll go hide under the bed. Hey! Who left these cases of Red Rum[sup]TM[/sup] under here?
Kricket and Weird Al sought out a bedroom in the cellar? A flooded cellar at that, judging by Tygr’s last remark.
Y’know, I’ve always wondered why people don’t just leave when things like this start to happen.
<Balance stalks to front door and yanks it open…and nearly falls into the void beyond. The candle flame begins to burn a distinctly disturbing shade of green. An eerie, piping wail begin to sound. Balance gently closes the door.>
Ah. That would be because it just makes things worse. Right then, off to the cellar I go…
Ahhhh…alone in a dark bedroom with a beautiful girl who wants to make out with me…what could possibly go wrong?
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