This turkey attempted to retrieve his carry-ons before evacuating.
This turkey overly trusted his pollsters.
This turkey lost situational awareness and failed to take proper recovery measures.
This turkey was a longtime massively popular highly talented music star, and it was 2016.
This turkey taunted Happy Fun Ball
This turkey ignored the recall notice.
This turkey rode the Euthanasia Coaster.
This turkey went fooling around in the woods wearing a creepy clown costume.
This turkey died trying to deploy an IED
This turkey died a horrible painful death, but it was not an entirely undeserved fate. His last words were reportedly “hey fellas, watch this…”
This turkey got married in Game of Thrones.
This turkey aimed for the bushes.
This turkey got sick of living Groundhog Day over and over and over…
This turkey knew too much…
This turkey insulted Mike Pence at a showing of Hamilton.
So Aaron Burr shoot him to death. And Hamilton.
How many turkeys know too much? (These posts are four years apart, for gobbler’s sake)
This turkey died from an overdose of semen
:mad: Some dopers can know too much too you know…
This turkey was shot by a strip club owner after assassinating the president.
This turkey couldn’t live with the election results.
This turkey ultimately made some poor life choices.
This turkey was turned inside out by the digital conveyor. Then it exploded.
We aren’t sure why this turkey died, but we scraped off the green spots and plumped him up with a grease gun.
This turkey called Bill Smith a liar.
Regards,
Shodan
This turkey found a wonderful old game at an antique shop. Jarts!
Perforated for speedy cooking! ! !
This turkey
Wouldn’t mind the pain
Would always feel the same
If this turkey gets you back again
This turkey was force-fed by someone who mistook it for a frog.