ROFL!
This turkey slipped into a geyser while checking the temperature for a bath. Par-boiled.
This turkey spoke truth to power.
I wasn’t there that morning, when this turkey passed away…
I didn’t get to tell him, all the things I had to say…
This turkey was stabbed to death by O.J. Simpson. (What? Did you think O.J. would go cold turkey?)
This turkey peed on an electric fence. (Pre-cooked).
This turkey was found in a West Virginia river with a cocoon stuffed in it’s throat.
This valiant turkey tasted death but once.
But, given enough air in the belly, you can taste him several times.
This turkey thought you could get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant, including Alice.
Never make unwanted sexual advances to a woman holding a meat cleaver.
This turkey’s daughter is furious at reports of his death. . . which preceded his death. . . although he was brain dead at the time . . . and the decision had been made to cease life-support . . . he nonetheless was not entirely dead . . . unless he was . . . or is now . . . which he might be. . . you ask her, I’m not going to.
This turkey succumbed to complications from severe dementia. Mourners who wish to link a song in their memoriams are requested to use “Back in Black” rather than “Highway to Hell.” *
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- Yes, really. I can’t tell you how many times I saw this faux pas committed that week. :eek:
This turkey needed a bigger boat.
This turkey made him angry. The turkey didn’t like him when he was angry.
After taking acid, this turkey thought he could fly.
This turkey tried to jump the shark, but didn’t make it. Insert JAWS music here
This turkey was sentenced to death, had his sentence commuted to life in prison, parole denied multiple times, and died of natural causes without his Family. Sad!
Captain Nathan Algren helped this turkey perform Seppuku on the field of battle.
Ah, a puzzle solver was he?
This turkey was among those pardoned by President Obama, and subsequently ordered executed by President Trump. “Worst turkeys, ever. Sad.”
Original idea by Hari Seldon.
As predicted 500 years ago by Nostradamus:
When the trumpet sounds defeat
In the land of Bill and Hill
The Donald gives a tweet:
“This turkey shall be killed.”
T’was a far, far better thing this turkey did, than it had ever done before. . .