This week's obligatory Bush gaff.

If it *were * a mistake, his staff would have corrected him. Subjunctive mode.

Bah! This Chinee englishes goodlier than you does anyday!

But yeah, you’re right

Subjunctive mood.

God. Don’t we have anything better to do???

It’s “Haven’t we anything better to do?”

No. We clearly don’t have.

This should have a comma:

It’s, “Haven’t we anything better to do?”

My daddy’s working on it as we speak.

“10 spots too low?” Maybe he means we should be 20th.

Aw, never mind. He probably thinks “broadband” means The Donnas.

No, mode is superior to mood. It is the expression’s modality to which the term refers.

It’s “No. We clearly don’t haven’t.”

Actually, since this is the Pit, it’s “No. We clearly don’t haven’t, you fucking excuse for a dingleberry, who only posts when he gets tired of masturbating the dog.”

It’s the aorist pluperfect past indicative.

Regards,
Shodan

Actually, they don’t use that term anymore. It’s the aortist formerly known as the pluperfect past indicative.

Ah. The plupurple one.

What Bush doesn’t know, and what a lot of non-hardcore geeks don’t know, is that #0 is typically the ‘first’ item when counting in computer related fields. Coming in #0 isn’t exactly bad to a geek.

People like myself take a different kind of humor in this brain fart.

Course, as others have said, even if he got it right, we’d have a large number of people going ‘Why’s he want us to be second?’

Getting GeeDubya when you call Tech Support. The mind boggles. Then cringes.

This just in…nominee for gaffe of the week. In Karen Hughes stellar act of journalistic fellation, she mentions an incident when Vlad “the Impaler” Putin was visiting GeeDubya in the US, Putin flattered him with a reference to his Yale athletic days on the rugby team. Whereupon GeeDubya interrupted him to point out that the was on the varsity rugby team. Of which, of course, there was none such (suffer, grammar geeks, suffer…)

To date, the White House has refused to disclose documents relating to Mr. Bush’s athetic tenure at Yale, citing national security concerns.

They won’t confirm he played intramural sports?!? :eek:
My world is falling to pieces!!!

What the hell kind of game is played inside a mural??

Tag.

I mean, duhh.