They advertise supermodels, but how do you know you ain’t gettin’ crack whore eggs?
Later, I remembered I’d seen that Sports Illustrated thingy. And it’s ACTUALLY called “This Week’s Sign the Apocalypse is Upon Us.”
How’s that for being anal?
My signs?
Akiva Goldsman writes a GOOD script, unlike LOST IN SPACE, BATMAN & ROBIN…
Another Carrot Top movie.
Jerry Falwell meets with homosexuals… (Uh-oh!)
Roseanne loses weight.
The Texas Rangers beats the New York Yankees in the playoffs.
Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to relive it. Georges Santayana
Mr. Rilch worked on that movie (Chairman of the Board). He’s an electrician, if I haven’t mentioned it before. He said that, unlike many shtick comedians, Carrot Top (he learned his real name, but I don’t remember it, and he’s asleep) broke character between scenes. He also admitted, with no bitterness or panic, that he knew the clock was ticking, and if the film tanked (we knew the studio had no faith in it when it didn’t have a premiere), he was fully prepared to take time off and go back to standup, or find another line of work. A very mature person; I wish more performers were as lacking in attitude.
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
Carrot Top’s real name is Scott Thompson - but he’s no Buddy Cole.
Come back, Carrot Top. All is forgiven…
Those who do not learn from the past are condemned to relive it. Georges Santayana
Courtney Cox Arquette
Hey Satan what kind of deal has Arquette got with you?
I got my IB test scores back.
I got a 4 in Mathematics!
That has got to be a sign.
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
—Mark Twain
A Sign of Immanent Doom: S. Dakota being mysteriously bombed with golf pros.
:D
YO-HO, ME HEARTIES! ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR THE MUSICAL BATTLE AT SEA!
And no one will shout “FORE” first.
YO-HO, ME HEARTIES! ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR THE MUSICAL BATTLE AT SEA!
Well, the last couple weeks, anyway…
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The press waxes over the days of yore, when Presidents were presidential, while referring to Reagan;
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Martha Stewart gets a billion bucks in an IPO;
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Pat Buchanan getting together to find common space with the NYC Socialist Party leader [“The lion shall lay down with the lamb” in a perverse way];