This would have been a PMS rant...

were it not for my Super-Huge Jumbo Bag of Chocolate Macaroons[sup]TM[/sup]!!

ALL HAIL THE NUTMAN - SAVIOUR OF HORMONE INFLICTED WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!

Ummm - <munch munch munch>

Ack. It took a lot of will power not to buy a pound of chocolate fudge when I went to the fair today…my period decided to be 8 days early this month (this almost never happens, it’s only been more than 3 or 4 days early once before) so I have not been a happy camper this week. Stupid uterus!

Oh lordy, alice, where can I get me some of them chocolate macaroons? Today is Saturday, and and tomorrow is Sunday, and I’m just dreading the hormonal/emotional fallout that has had me bawling for no good reason every fourth Sunday night for the past six months. I’m changing pill next month, to a super-low-dose variety, so hopefully my hormones will sort themselves out. Meantime, I’ve still got tomorrow to get through…

gnrfnrfrickinsmeggin hormones!
:frowning:

They come in chocolate?!

This right before I’m due for my first period in years (went off depo and onto the pill).

And here I was just planning on purchasing a bag of malted milk balls and pretending they were for trick-or-treaters!

Hmmmm. I got my period more than a week early this month, then I thought I got it again yesterday, but it stopped.

Chocolate & gynocologist; two great tastes that taste great together.

YES! The Nutman rules! And he brings the chocolate right to you at work, so you don’t have to even put your coat on!

On a somewhat similar note, Al, I don’t know if they’re in any other stores, but if you find Creepy Peepers at Safeway, BUY THEM (the one in Crowfoot Centre has them, and other Safeways too, I’m sure)!!! We bought two big bags for Hallowe’en, and they’re not likely to last that long. Chocolate eyeballs filled with fudge, peanut butter, or caramel - they’re the best!

(BTW, elfkin, your comment about “stupid uterus” pretty much sums up my feelings about the whole girly thing overall. Not planning to have kids, so why do I still have to endure all the rest of this crap?!? Hello? Medical Science? Anyone there?)

I personally thank god for hundred grand bars when my period comes

And now, the bag, is empty.

Oh. No.

Malteasers (much more chocolaty (sp?) than malted milk balls), with a salt and vinegar chip chaser. And you can order malteasers by the bucket online–unfortunately they’re only sold in the UK but I can sometimes find small bags in my market in the “international foods” section (that just means they can mark 'em up 75%–bastards!)