Thngs That Just Naturally Piss You Off

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The majority of the students in my ARE 201 (Agricultural Resource Economics) class.

People who laugh when I tell them I’m taking ARE 201 instead of EC 205 (Introduction to Economics).

People who ask, “Do you have a boyfriend yet?”

The couple that lives across the street from my parents. I can honestly say that they are the sorriest excuses for human beings I have ever met.

People who think I’m stupid for washing my vechicle by hand rather than taking it to an automatic car wash.

People who tell me that I “spend too much time in front of the computer.” Well, I’m a computer science major. Do you suggest that I write all of my code out on loose-leaf paper?

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  1. Co-workers who don’t write things down and don’t realize how annoying it is to be asked the same questions over and over and over. What’s our fax number? How do I transfer a call? What’s my name again?

  2. People who think making serious comments into jokes gets them off the hook. Well, I completely disagree and I think that’s pretty stupid. Oh! Don’t get insulted, I was just joking!!! Hahahahahahaha!!

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Whenever somebody asks me if I have a girlfriend and I say no, and then they look at me like I’m gay or something. Come on! I’m not gay, and thank you for reminding me that I’m a lonely, lonely man.(sigh…)

People who think I’m stupid because I’m a farmer.

People who think I’m stupid and rape family members because I like bluegrass music.

Old people who drive really slow in the middle of the road. What’s up with that?!

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One thing that annoys me is the people in bookstores who read on the toilet in the bathrooms and then put the book back on the shelf for others to buy.

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Hahahaaa. Whew! That made me laugh. I could totally SEE that happening. I’m prone to doing things like that, too. -chuckles-

What pisses me off? Being cold and lonely when I know I could be warm and comfortingly with someone I love.

And those people who scream at each other across the courtyard. For Christs sakes, if several hundred people in a 100 foot radius turn their heads, I think that means that yes, Sean CAN hear you, and no, you do NOT need to scream his name AGAIN.

And people who stand in busy, crowded hallways in between classes. And stand there. And stand there and stand there and stand there until I disappear in a cloud of black smoke because I’m so furious I poofed. -deep breath- Garrr!!

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Spudo, you are my new favorite person, lol.

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  1. Spitting on the sidewalk
  2. Dirty stuff…
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You are all very angry people, I must say. I got plenty of laughs though, so thank you. Four things that piss me off:

  • Drivers that don’t pull out to the middle of the intersection when waiting to make a left turn. Instead, they wait until the light turns red and then finally turn when the left turn arrow comes. Nothing pisses me off more than this.

  • “Your” is a possesive pronoun. An example of proper use: “Your friend is pretty.”
    “You’re” is pronounced the same, so I can see how the average moron (and there are many) can screw this up. It means “YOU ARE”. Proper use: “You’re stupid.”

  • People that feel the need to seek out pity in their AOL instant messenger away messages because they’re having a bad day. So people can IM them and say “awwwwwww”.

  • Britney Spears. Sure, she’s nice to look at, but she can’t sing and dance at the same time! She lip syncs in concert, and that disgusts me. If you got into this business, be able to perform without your own recorded voice backing you up! She has the nerve to charge up to $60 for a ticket to one of her concerts… UGH

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People scuffing their feet (I used to do that but it doesn’t mean I still do) Pick up your feet you are not a child and all our doing is ruining your shoes and irritating people like me.

People who stand in the middle of busy areas making a backlog cuz they leave no space to go around. Such as school hallways.

And to go with that… people who walk insanely slow though they are healthy people. Half the time I end up taking a run for it when I find the nearest place wide enough to pass them. I’ve had to run uphill a number of times cuz people are so slow at the LRT station. You may be giving me exercise but I don’t appreciate it. Nor does the nearly overful bag of books on my back.

People who spit right in front of me as I am walking. Hello? Didn’t you see me here? You could have had the decency to spit after I walked by, in the other direction or not at all!

Why do people have to ‘hover’? Yes… you know who you are… I come into the bathroom after you are done and the seat looks like a little boy just being potty trained was here… I know he wasn’t because I have never seen a kid that old in the school… younger yes and definately young adults but not that age group. Or if you DO hover have the decency to wipe it up? No one wants to sit in your pee and I have to clean it up before I’ll sit.

On that note… Why do you have to tug the paper towel so hard when taking it to dry your hands? By tugging it like that you tear it higher than where it is grabbed which means you can’t get towel till the custodian comes and fixes it… and by then it’s too late for me as he has to be called and usually is doing other stuff!

Sucking bandwidth! QUIT IT! You don’t need to watch all those little videos or dl MP3’s and stuff at school. It’s not allowed remember? We have limited network space. You are just making it so I cannot get at any page within a decent amount of time. My comp at home is faster!

People who talk to me when I am trying to go somewhere or don’t want to talk to you. Yes I am polite but when I am looking at my watch and yawning I WANT/HAVE TO GO maybe I should make it more clear… like using a mallet on your head.

Don’t talk to me if I don’t know you and you see me at the library or on the bus. If I wanted to talk I’d probably initiate contact or give signs I’d like to talk. Like eye-contact. Don’t ask me personal questions either… like do I have kids… If you ask me out for coffee and I refuse don’t ask me if I have a boyfriend. I don’t yet and I hate to lie, but I will, just to get rid of you.

If you see me walking down the street… please don’t bark out your car window. It’s not funny, it’s just annoying and makes you look stupid. I’m not ugly, I’m a fairly nice looking young woman and I don’t appreciate such immaturity though for you I suppose it would make perfect sense as you haven’t grown past adolesence despite appearing to be in you 20’s.

Boy I appear to have a lot of pet peeves lately… the last one happened to me last Sunday. I just thought the guy was an idiot.