On IMDb it says that Kinkade has plans for two more movies. I think to reach the pinnacle of suck, at least one of them should star Kirk Cameron. Now if only would could come up with someone of equal adequacy to pen the score, we’d hit the trifecta.
Any suggestions?
Kenny G would seem to be the obvious choice, although I’m sure you can also enlist the help of John Tesh or Yanni.
Michael Bolton must sing the theme song, however.
To be fair though, I don’t really think Yanni or John Tesh as the musical equivalents of Kinkade. They both had their moments and actually showed the occasional flash of inspiration. Kenny G, not so much.
Sadly, poor Iceland is mighty low on the Bailout totem pole.
“Djofull, we asked for some kind of economic band-aid to help lighten the load, and you Halfviti runkari send us this faviti Kincaid with his load of typpatogari lights.
Thanks, so much.”
Love,
Iceland
You don’t know the story?
See, back in 1977 or 1978 or so, his Nubile Negro Neighbor, Nadine, Nuzzled his Nipples and Nibbled his kNob. At his moment, of climax, he looked out the window, and noticed that Nadine’s house was a cozy cottage flecked with points of light. The rest, as they say, is history. (But not art history.)
Jesus wept.
All inspired suggestions so far, but I was thinking more along the lines of Celine Dion for headliner. Too overblown?
I guess we now know what Dean experienced in hell. 
Back on track: what did Iceland ever do to deserve this?
Run, Jared!
Watching the clip in Troy McClure SF’s link, I honestly don’t think I have ever felt more embarrassed for two actors in my life. It was as if O’Toole signed his contract drunk, found he couldn’t get out of it, and refused to say a single line. He just sat there looking angry, while Padaleki choked out his lines and counted down the seconds 'til he was back on set with Jensen and out of that stupid hat.
Yes. It’s written all over his face–the Moment of Realization That There is NO Escape. He’s rendered speechless, as am I, by the ridiculous dialogue (monologue).
Note: it was a typo folks, Lyle, not Kyle. Jeesh!
Not if she does a duet with Michael Bolton!
But Tesh has the oh-so-pious Christian thing going on, which would make him a good match to Kinkade.
I thought that African Americans was the preferred term these days 
So am I the only one who likes his paintings?
OK so I’m lying. I do think he was a decent landscape artist before he became a brandname. That was before every picture had to have a cottage or a lighthouse and apparently a bunch of Ns. He actually painted with a sense of realistic lighting instead of the Hobbiton on LSD style he developed.
I’ve heard from four people who have seen this movie. All four liked it.
I sure do miss Bob Ross.
I saw this.
More precisely, my girlfriend got this through netflix and was watching while I played left 4 dead on my PC. I gazed over at it from time to time. I figured it was some sort of low budget Christmas lifetime channel crap fest that my SO likes so much. I wasn’t wrong.
I thought I saw Peter 'O tool but at the time I figured that it must have just been my imagination.
Of course now I realize the zombies in the game weren’t trying to kill my character at all, no, they were trying to rip through my LCD screen so they can kill my SO and burn that fucking DVD.
I notice you don’t describe them as “friends.”
They’re acquaintances. What’s your point?