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Sorry if this was posted before. I did do a search.
This dude dried his poop, grated it, and sprinkled it on pastries in the grocery store. Just had to share.
According to the article, they’re allegedly Behrouzes. I’m glad I can’t pronounce Behrouzes. I’d hate to accidentally order them on my sundae.
That should spice things up a bit in the prison kitchen once he is locked up.
The poor guy is orphaned now, and a suspected terrorist, plus he was pretty much forgotten for the last part of the season. Who can blame him for lashing out?
I don’t want to know how these people knew what manure tasted like.
I know they do* now*…
shudder That is really hideous. I know it didn’t happen here in Seattle or anything, but… well… I’d like to thank my gallstone right now, so I wouldn’t be vaguely wondering what was on any of the baked goods I might have otherwise consumed in the past several months. Thank you gallstone.
We never did see TerrorMom’s body. It’s all a plot by Marwan!
If the items smelled like manure, then why did anybody eat them to find that they “tasted like manure”. You’d think customers would be smarter than that.
EWWWWWWW!!! :eek:
That’s right in there with our home town Taco Bell employee. He put feces into the ground meat at least four years ago. The guy went to prison for it, and no I’m not looking for it. A guy and gal were arrested for having sex on the pizza prep table on State Street in Madison in the early 80’s. UW Madison students I believe, and it was a nightly thing after the place closed.
I bet there are a lot of people in Dallas that will never eat baked goods again, even once the vomiting stops.
I think there’s a lesson here: Dallasites, tip and treat your cab drivers well. Extremely well.
And if you can’t pronounce their names, DON’T call them Jimmy.
Are you from my home town, or do you still live in your home town? We had a similar incident in my hometown, where I no longer live. Only I think the guy was putting it into the beans, but it might have been the meat.
You can’t blame him. He’s just acting out because his mom poisoned his girlfriend.
What a shitty thing to do.
Somewhere, in a parallel universe, there’s a headline that reads:
Gripes of stench preceded cab-driving allegations
Dallas: Turdgrater on trial is accused of manuvering yellow Crown Vic through crowded city streets
Two things.
- I thought this was going to be about how they’re supposed to be called sprinkles, not jimmies.
- Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
I don’t know what your home town is.
Well geez, why doesn’t he act like a NORMAL Texan and head to a tower with a rifle to vent his frustrations?