Those who think Muslims aren't Americans

Who are “them”?

You sure there’s no Hans and Hamad’s Wurst and Beer Garden featuring the Belly Girls (Topless Belly Bancing) in Dubai, Or Cairo, or somewhere in the Middle East? I’d be as naive and stupid as Silverstreak to believe that there isn’t?

… I think I should open a Dubai Hooters.

Sure there are devil, the way they do that is employ non moslems. Lewd dancing may be a sin, but remember the people watching are not DOING that dancing. They are just watching infadels. See? Just like I can watch a movie about a true crime on TV, someone did indeed sin, but it isn’t me, it is the person who did it.

Kyla, the sentence was very clear, I am talking about the mullahs or leaders who would have to announce it is ok.

Hey, thanks, that’s the nicest thing I’ve heard all week. :slight_smile:

So you really believe that there are no muslims who drink, no muslims that prostitute, and no muslims who have eaten pork? You must be kidding?

Have you ever actually met a Muslim, out of curiosity? Your totally stupid statements don’t actually jibe with my actual experiences of going to actual Muslim majority countries and hanging out with actual Muslims.

Things I personally have witnessed:

Muslims dancing lewdly.
Muslims drinking. One of my best drinking buddies at school last year is Muslim. Sadly, she graduated.
Muslim women DRIVING CARS OMG.
Muslims totally breaking Ramadan fast.
Muslims eating pork.
Muslims backtacking me. (A bunch of my students when I was a teacher were Muslim. In fact, here’s a picture of my seventh grade class. Seven of those kids are Muslims, can you guess which ones?)

In closing, here’s my favorite Turkish pop song. BREAKDANCING MUSLIMS.

Toeists?

CMC fnord!

I fucking hate those people!

Devil and others, If you read the thread, I explained they all will do that with non moslems and it is ok if it furthers their plan to destroy us all. Of course they really do it for enjoyment, yes I know that.

I doubt you will find a moslem owned store in a moslem country selling pork or liquor.

But we are getting far off subject, all I tried to do is say lets search moslems first, because guess what, they are who are bringing bombs in. Sure seems simple to me.

I find it hard to think all of you want total searches and are willing to take all that extra time, but maybe you do. I just gave my better opinion on how to do it. Again I never said what is in the thread title at all, anywhere.

People! The OP’s sigline says it all:

“Simple and Elegant solutions for all problems in society are available, just listen to me!”

Simple! Elegant! Solutions For All Problems! All we have to do is listen! To the OP!

Seems pretty clear to me…

:wink:

BEEP wrong.

How do you function on a daily basis?

You know what I like about America? Well, many things. But one of my most favorite things about America is that it has laws. Laws that, for the most part, people actually follow! It’s awesome.

You know what your idea is? Illegal.

Besides being illegal, it is a truly terrible policy idea. Really awesomely stupid. I’m working on my masters degree in international public policy, and international security is one of my interests, so I’ve actually read a lot of stuff on policies aimed at decreasing terrorism. You know what has never, ever, ever come up in any of my readings, or been mentioned by any of my professors or classmates? The idea that making people step on the Koran will decrease terrorism.

It’s inane, illegal, a violation of international human rights treaty, pointless, totally offensive, completely stupid, would not actually accomplish anything and it makes no sense. It really hits all of the bad idea points! I’m seriously impressed. Maybe I’ll bring it up to my Drugs, Crime, & Terrorism professor (a retired ambassador and former Deputy Secretary of State) just to see how hard it makes him laugh.

And even if you’re a troll, at least maybe I got someone to listen to my favorite Turkish pop song. It’s a pretty catchy tune, check it out! (The breakdancing in the video is also awesome.)

Actually, now that I think about it, I’m not sure that whatshisface’s moronic idea would be illegal, at least under federal law. I’m sure it would be illegal in certain states, though.

And it would be absolutely dreadful public policy EVERYWHERE, no matter the legality.

Kyla, Again there was NO requirement to do that, the other choice was always the search, which would still be done if we did all people as well. I don’t know what would be illegal, no one anywhere would be able to say they are required to step on it. No one getting the total search would have to even go down the isle to see it either.

Oh, and the bad public policy was them doing jihad against us, we are just reacting to that. Are you defending their side then, that jihad was a good public policy?

Ever hear of a little thing called “religious discrimination”? Yeah, there are actually laws against it. Picking one religion out of all of the religions in the world and holding it to a different standard? That’s discrimination.

Every once in a while, there’s a thread that really exemplifies what the pit is for.

This is one of those threads.

Silverstreak Wonder, you are a waste of good sperm.

Oh, c’mon Y’all, maybe we could make it a feelgood American fun thang; put the Koran down, with a Limbo pole above, and require everyone to walk the gauntlet shimmy shaking under the pole. The other passengers could stand around chanting: “How low can we go?, how low can we go!” Really, it’d bring the fun back into dysfunction!

it is not flown, it is in a static display case in the Smithsonian Museum in Washington DC. Although I got to see it in the lab when they were replacing the backing and doing minor repair work on it.

Kyla, it would be a law about searches for ANY group or nation declaring they want to destroy us, and would be used to single out that, it would not be a law based on what religion. I would be fine with adding say North Korea to that list too for instance. But the fact is right now it is just that one group doing the bombings.

If you are defending America so well, don’t forget we sent Japanese US citizens to concentration camps, all fine with our constitution the supreme court said. So I can’t imagine fighting a real enemy who has real bombs and just searching for them would be a problem at all.

I think someone may beat you to it: