The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions. (Susan Sontag)
My whole life is waiting for the questions for which I have prepared answers. (Tom Stoppard)
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. (James Thurber)
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
“If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.” --Rodney Dangerfield
“All people can be divided into two groups: those who divide people into two groups and those who don’t.”
-James Thurber
“If all the girls at the Harvard Ball were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.”
-Dorthy Parker
“Why are there more cows than people in Vermont? We prefer 'em.”
-Calvin Coolidge
When sailors first began sailing around the world, they would often come upon small island paradises, teeming with exotic and amazing flora and fauna. Onto these islands, they would sometimes deposit two goats, a male and a female. When they returned, years later, the native wildlife would be largely destroyed, but there’d be enough goat meat to refill all of their stores.
This of course, is oddly reminiscent of the story of Adam and Eve. Makes you wonder when God is gonna show up with some barbeque sauce.
– Chuck Palahniuk (in Lullaby)
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can’t.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those the don’t. 
“Each step I take mMay it hurt may It ache
Leads me further away from the past
But as long as I breathe (and) each smile on my bleak face
I’m on my way to find back to the Peace of mind”
–The Soulforged, by Blind Guardian
My thought for the day is the signature which I’m always forgetting to use:
(Heh)