http://jmspoofe.tripod.com/Misc/binladen.htm
A little bit of bloodthirsty vengeance in an otherwise topsy-turvy world. NOTE: I am not advocating the attack of innocents… I am advocating an attack on Osama bin Laden.
I love it, SPOOFE.
Perfect.
All it needs is a big red bow tied around it.
I saw an interesting suggestion on Usenet the other day: use scrap metal from the WTC wreckage in the fabrication of the bombs we’ll shortly be dropping on bin Laden’s hideouts.
For a small price, you could even allow people to write a heartfelt sentiment or two on the bomb casings, then donate the proceeds to The Red Cross, support for the victims’ families, whatever.
Good Lord!
The last thing in the world we should be doing right now is giving him an airplane!
Somewhere, Stanley Kubrick is giggling.
What the hell, so am I.
giggle
[rocky]Heh heh heh[/rocky]
Robin
Shh… don’t tell anyone, but it’s all part of my master plan! We give him his own personal B-52, then we present him with a stash of AK-47’s (because we all know how much he loves those things), and then, to top it off, we invite him to a dinner party as the guest of honor!
Then, when things are in full swing, we slip rat poison into his tea!
Brilliant, eh?
HAHAHA.
Mark me down as a “didn’t enjoy”…
If we give Fred Schneider to Bin-Laden , he’ll kill himself within 10 minutes, I guarantee.
-Myron
Well, mark me down as one of the “DID enjoys”! And so will some of my buddies when they get it in their inboxes tomorrow.
You completely rock, Spoofe!
That is beautiful.
A+
Moslems don’t seem to like gifts of any sort. Does anyone have any experience of that? It sounds like a stupid racist thing to say at any time and especially with “The Muslim” guy nearby, but nevertheless I believe it to be true. If you want to creep a Moslem right out try giving them something. Also refer to my thread Yasir Arafat and the Door Thing: What’s that about? It was not one of my best efforts unfortunately so even I can’t be bothered to get it out with the search engine. It asked the question: Why did Yasir Arafat and Ehud Barak find it so difficult to be on the receiving end of politeness at the 2000 Peace Talks at Camp David? Yasir Arafat especially showed himself to be completely unstable in his refusal to walk through a door before anyone else. In my opinion the world doesn’t turn on religious principles or political imperatives as it is supposed to. It turns on the hidden instabilities of most of its citizens. You called me a fucking idiot for months after my question about Ahem coughing Spoofe. But I’m sticking with my beliefs about that one too. People behave in strange and unhealthy ways, according to codes that are not to be found in The Bible, The Koran or the Dalai Llama’s latest. It’s true. And that’s the reason for bombs, nothing else. But, as Vivian used to say in The Young Ones “no-one ever listens to me, I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.”
Hey, ‘Nomer, I haven’t called you an idiot in a long, long time. I thought we got by that lil’ argument thing all those ages ago…
Color me the biggest bitch in the world…
But how does this help?
My understanding is that his name is Usama bin Ladin, but who gives a shit if we can even spell his name right? Surely, the fact that the CIA and the FBI couldn’t decipher his plot must mean that even if we can’t spell his name correctly, he surely is to blame… oh, just color me believing in the alphabet soup of the US …
I can’t believe some of you… we can’t even agree on how to spell his fucking name but we suddenly “know” he did it. Oh yeah, and just for fun we should “know” where the fuck he is and how to “nuke” his ass.
Oh just forgive me if I laugh with pain at our own pathetic platitudes. We are so stupid it hurts my fucking head… dear Goddess! We get so “into” ourselves that we don’t seem to “get” the fact that there is this huge, fucking world out there… where people can be bought for the taste of a fucking apple…
WAKE UP AMERICA!
You are not immune. None of us are. We sit here and jack ourselves off, thinking we got the world covered when we can’t even get the Meth Labs in Utah… Christ, we are so fooling ourselves… it’s sad. I’ve been sitting across the street from a KNOWN METH LAB for more than SIX MONTHS… they can’t do anything because… it would VIOLATE their CIVIL RIGHTS if they did… so… they go on selling meth… the kids in my neighborhood go on dealing with it… and the police? They wait until they can get a good “bust” on TV…
Gotta love the USA, right?
Get real! We can’t even bust known meth labs, let alone “sleeper” terrorist orginazations. Hell, get real, the FBI can’t even get through one news sweep without a negative report… they are so keyed to covering their own butts that they can’t even SEE you or me. And the CIA? Cover Investigaters’ Asses? Yeah, go figgure on what info they will give…
sounds like someone has been downwind and been breatin’ them meth fumes a little too much…
Of course we have Spoofely Woofely, of course we have.
Damn, Byzantine, jump back! It was a joke, honey, try to relax!
Excellent effort, SPOOFE. I kept thinking, “Candy-Gram for Mongo, Candy-Gram for Mongo…”
Oh, and nice hijack from G.Nome. Where the HELL did that confused shit come from? Get a grip…