Thoughts on Bathroom Tissue

The comedian John Mulaney had a bit about Trump before his political career. Joked about how he was a hobo’s idea of a really rich guy. “When my number comes up, I’m a-gonna have hair made of gold, and big tall buildings with my name on the side”.

So how much extra would you pay for “Trump Dump” with the expected patterning? (Or, for two-sideism, for number two, “Biden Your Time”).