I happy to see you all are getting along so nicely now. I thought I was going to have act in my official ThreadKiller® capacity.
I’ve been here for over a year now and the threads I’ve started don’t exactly set the board on fire. I believe I’ve killed my share of threads. (probably this one as well).
C’mon, people. Now.
Smile on your brother.
Everybody get together.
Try to love one another.
Right now.
Mr. Blue Sky - No you didn’t kill this thread. I’ll be killing this thread. One way or the other. And believe me, length of stay has nothing to do with people’s thread killing abilities.
Milossarian - I was gonna post a the requisite “Can’t we all just get along.” Great minds think alike.
Uncle Beer - I still think there is too much bad blood in this thread that someone else could pick up on and run with. As this thing was intended in a lighthearted manner, I would rather have this thread closed. Maybe I’ll try something like this another time.
I haven’t been able to e-mail you with this request before, but I shall do so now.
Thanks everyone. 
ThreadKiller® is in da house. What happens when I push this big shiny red button?