I got to be the 1000th viewer
And the 200th replier. nenny nenny poo poo
Don’t you all wish you were me?
Thread killers leave danglers
hanging strings unfulfilled
waving in the wind
spiraling downward
scrolling off the big board
to obscurity
thread killers end strings
end things
stop these murderers
STOP!! In the great circle of life
we need these thread killers
so that overcrowding doesn’t become an issue
survival of the fittest threads
the cream rises to the top
the deadweight drops
thread killers are essential to the board’s survival
all hail the thread killers!!!
The circle of life continues…
Well Lucy,
Since you have such a profound understanding of the necessity of threadkillers, perhaps, instead of responding, we’ll all just let it die with you.
DOH!
Thought I had finally killed it. Then along came Kenny. 
Well, last time I stuck my nose in here this thread dropped to the second page and had to be resurrected by Talkinsquirrel. So I’m gonna try this again.
Move along please, nothing to see here.
you know whats a real fun thing to do? go up to people and hit em over the head and say “bop”. try it! its fun!
::bops everyone who still gives a damn about this thread::
This thread is just getting sooooo boring. How can you nerds keep posting to this stupid thread?!?!
Get a life will ya!!!
okay no more posting to this thread. I promise
I tried. I really did.
Talkinsquirrel got me again. I made it almost 5 hours!
Blast. Curses. Drat.
-S
Wow. I nominate lucyfur for the position of Poet Laureate of the SDMB!
::applauds wildly::
She gets my vote.
Actually I just wanted to have an excuse to post. Thanks GreenBean.
There once was a cat named Sylvester
He wanted to become a moloster
He misheard the word
And he swallowed the bird.
So they arrested the cat named Sylvester.
Close! You were close. 2nd page. But you cannot escape that easily. Mwahahahahahahahaa.
-S
hmm if u cant kill the thread…
::ties everybody up who still posts to this thread and doesnt let them go till this damn thing dies::
Uuuhhh… If… er… I can just… mmm… reach my…uhh… utility belt. GOT IT! I’m free!! WHOOOOPEEE!!!
Talkin Sguirrel haven’t you learned anything from the movies? Never just tie up the hero and wait. You gotta kill the hero when you have the chance, in order to kill the thread.
This thread must be the cream.
Believe it or not, but this is the first time I’ve ever visited this thread.
So, what have I missed? What’s going on?
I’ve certainly been known to kill a few threads with my perceptive comments, as sharp as a warm stick o’ butter.
Talkinsquirrel: you’re threatening to tie me up and bop me?
<MysterEcks checks the loads in his politically incorrect AK-47>
You just stay away from me…I don’t go for that stuff.