Thread killers

:scratch scratch: Are you sure those are head lice?

Oh my goodness! Potty humor. I love it. I’m laughing my butt off, here.

I nominate blueslady for the “best newbie ever” award.

LOL good one blueslady…

lets see if this works…

REDLIGHT!!!

Outlaw on the run blows right through, and the chase is on.

so…

how y’all doing?

OK, folks! Listen up - new plan. We cannot let this thread die.

Talkinsquirrel wants to end this thread
Says or else we will scratch our head
G’head, give me lice
I’ll pretend that it’s rice
I ain’t quittin’, nuff said

Well, this is not a thread killing sort of post.

What it is is a happy-trails post.

Hope you all have a great summer, as I go hurtling into the unknown.

It’ll be a blast, that’s all I know…
Talk to you all in the fall.

Alex

Threads do not die because of a particularly inane post. They die because nobody has anything more to add. Those of you who believe that you have actually delivered the final word on a subject are deluding yourselves. The only thing you have done is post a comment that nobody thought advanced the topic, and thus, nobody responded to it.

This happens to me quite often. And it isn’t necessarily the end of the thread, either. My post just goes unnoticed and/or unremarked upon, and any further posts do not address what I have written. To be sure, my posts are generally bad puns and smartass comments in Great Debates or BBQ Pit threads, so I don’t have much justification for self-pity.

Nor does anyone else, of course, and this thread has been a veritible potpourri of ostentatious self-pity, grandiose boasting, and really awful limericks. I can’t see much point in reading any further in it, myself.

Happy Mother’s Day.

Exclaimed kylasdad ninety-nine
I know the thread-ending sign
Repeat what you’re doing
Posts keep accruing
But they won’t anymore be mine

Okay so i resurected this thread! I’m weak!! I know this! ::sob sob:: I couldnt see it go though it would have been so sad :frowning:

Plus i wanted to be the one who killed it :slight_smile:

Saved by the famed talkinsquirrel
From a fate that’d make my lip curl
It could’ve been me
That killed it you see
But now it’s up for another whirl

bump

I mean come on, im really stubborn and i aint gonna quit till i kill this damn thread :slight_smile:

>>>kaylasdad99 wrote: “this thread has been a veritible potpourri of ostentatious self-pity, grandiose boasting, and really awful limericks.”<<<

And now we have pretentious posturing, too. Is this a great thread or what?

Oh WTF, you pause to say,
this thread remains in knowledge’ way,
And if those who disdain fail to play
this thread will still not go away.

Well, we are only 5 responses from starting another page, and 5 views from hittin the big 1000.

Let’s keep on truckin.

BTW, I had a thread killing tactic up my sleeve, and I still have it, but I’ve decided against using it. It just seems too low. I think I would prefer to see the thread live on.

I just woke up.

I step once more to the brink
See me post and watch it sink
Now no one cares any more
It will soon sink to page four
Our interest will drop to nothing
Then it will be in threadspotting

Keith

I’m not sure about this making threadspotting
After all it’s just not that interesting
it’s true we all post
so no one can molost
But my attention span is festering.

Ok not the best rhyming, but I mean, who really cares anyway?